Black coffee. No sugar. No cream.

Chili can have beans.

 

So is this a joke thread?

I like my women like I like my coffee: bitter from being on the burner too long.
I like my women like I like my coffee: tied to the back of a Columbian mule.

 

Bit of sugar, no cream

 

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Me no likey black coffee. Cream and sugar, cream and sugar, black and yellow

 

I had a cup of Mickey D's coffee about 30mins. ago and now I'm sitting and...

 

Are there any side effects to Stevia? I prefer coffee black, but my wife likes the Stevia. Will it kill, or r****d her?

 

Pretty and white, usually sits tight, and still gets a date every Saturday night.

 

Black is the only way I drink mine as well, I just don't understand why people have so much pride in this preference.

Hot dogs. No mustard. No relish. THE ONLY WAY TO CONSUME HOT DOGS IS WITHOUT CONDIMENTS!