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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cheke64, Apr 23, 2017.

  1. cheke64

    cheke64 Member

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    Who's buying one? Get your ex-machina on. Merge with anime thread for more awareness.

     
  2. RedRedemption

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    I just pre-ordered for the Day 1 deepthroat DLC.
     
  3. Bandwagoner

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    That will make for a seriously awkward trip and wait in the ER waiting room.
     
  4. cheke64

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    I'm not impressed with the speed. Wondering if there's any mechanical engineers here.
     
  5. FTW Rockets FTW

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    How much spit involved? I need to know that before I place my order.
     
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  6. EddieWasSnubbed

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    Man, if I donated my hair to Locks of Love only to find out it was being used to give some dude in Dubai a BJ, I'd be hella pissed.
     
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    Early models will be heavy on teething. I'd skip a generation and let them work the kinks out.
     
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    the droid with the black hair doe...

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    What if it malfunctions and bites your dick off?
     
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  10. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Automation gonna kill off another industry.
     
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    I knew Jontro's GoFundMe would make it.
     
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    Time for the divorce threads...
     
  13. EightDoobies

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    Think of a wife coming home to see this going on.
     
  14. calcium

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    Holy moly.
     
  15. Os Trigonum

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    take that for data
     
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    I feel like the narrator was trying so hard not to laugh
     
  17. No Worries

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    Better "it" than me?
     
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    It isn't a real woman you moron!
     
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    luckily the hair is washable according to the video. real question is if the head is interchangable.
     
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  20. EssTooKayTD

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    "Well, I told you it won't suck itself!"

    Downside is, that's all you are going to get from this. I suppose you could re-engineer so it's the bum, ok...I've put enough thought into this.
     
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