Dude thats what my best friend always tells me. The fatter the freakier. Its like they need to do what they can to make up for thier physical shortcomings.
cheated on a g/f (now ex) with another girl i used to mess around with college.... girl was hot, but i definitely didn't feel too great about it the next morning. hook up after a pledge brothers wedding.... man. good body, but the facial region... umm... yeah. she was a freak though. waterbeds are overrated. fraternity brother's little brother came threw HUGE... offered to take her home afterwards. you regret it alot less if she isn't there in the morning, that's for damn sure. that's about it.
I've only recently heard about the logic behind the slump-buster. I've always been rather picky, and in high school I was damn naive, so the long and short of it is that I've turned down a ton of ass. Regret goes both ways. I got a fatty to give me head in a closet at some party when I was about 17 or 18. Good head with lots of promises to call her back. I never did. I don't regret losing my virginity, but I sure regret to whom I lost it as I was in a hurry to finally get laid. She was plenty good-looking, I just didn't give a damn about her. I was sleeping with a stripper from the Men's Club pretty regularly awhile back. She was fine, fine, fine as all hell. The drugs and the fact that she had a young child really put me off. This chick was damn near in love with me. I'd show up, hit it and split it, lick it and quit it. Then go home. I'd call her when I felt like it and repeat that scenario. This happened for some months, and after I finally had my fill I just stopped calling. I kinda regret that. Okay, not really. I'm lyin' like a mo fo'. That sh*t was THE sh*t.
I slept with a really good friend. In fact I took all her virginities in one sitting. Regretably, I was using her to get back at the love my life who happend to cheat on me with some f*cking French froggert in Paris. Anyway, long story short, I ended up pissing everyone off and hurting my friend. I even managed fracturing the group of friends she grew up with. Half chose her and the other half choose me. My only regret lay. Everything else.. well a hole's a hole. I wish I had the fortitude then that I have now.
I met a chick on Yahoo Personals. I should have known something was up when she only had face pics and they were out of focus. We chat over messenger a few times and it turns out she doesn't live THAT far from me. So anyway, after putting off meeting her for months I was really horny and decided to meet her. She said I could pick her up. I get there and this very large human being comes to the car. I mean, she is large, huge even and her face is not cute at all. At that point I couldn't back out, so the plan was that she would just roll with me as I did my errands that day. She is all telling me all about her problems: Baby daddy wants to have nothing to do with her or their son, she lives with her parents and they give her a hard time about her not being married, she is on probation, she has no money, etc. This combined with her weight and face really is not putting me in the mood. Well, after finishing my errands I head to my place. We are sitting around and she proceeds to give me head and swallows. She then says, "Isn't that what you wanted?" Very weird. So I hit it a couple of times over the next 3 months and just try to shake her as she is falling for me and doesn't see it as a sex thing. She was certainly a slumpbuster that I could call whenever things were completely dry. But I always, always, always, always regretted it afterwards.
ex cheated on me. girls email you on myspace. some are cute some are not. they all just want sex. some you dont regret some YOU REALLY REALLY DO. wish i had the courage to post some myspace URLs. really wish i did but i dont
Your in the Clutchfans family baby. You know what gets spread on the internet, stays on the internet right. What have you got to lose.
Me and a girl hook up, I wake up in her dorm room, her bed is soaked. She says she thinks she spilled a beer or something. I stagger home and realize I smell urine, figure I must have pissed my shoes or something at the keg party the night before. Later that month she hooks up with a buddy of mine, he isnt as drunk, he wakes up to her pissing the bed. I got revenge a semester later, but thats another story.
i haven't laughed out loud reading the board in a long long time. (not laughing at you...as much as the thought of your friend waking up to someone pissing in the bed)
