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Biggest Jackass in the World

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Jul 15, 2002.

  1. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    shut up.

    why you lie...

    WHHHHY YOU LIE?
     
  2. Ninja Sauce X

    Ninja Sauce X Member

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    You know what else was real? When Michael Vick nailed some dude with a pass so hard that it knocked the reciever back about 5 yards.

    And, the lady jumping the bridge gap was real too.

    As was the guy who surfed the 239923857935 fooot wave during a hurricane.

    And the guy dunking from the three point line.

    And eskimos
     
  3. Col. Crap

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    Jared? aargh!
    Subway? aaargh!!
     
  4. Holden

    Holden Member

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    i hate jared from subway.
    im glad that guy was mean to him but im not really too fond of him either.
    "thank you who ever you are"
    "youre welcome whoever you are"
    i guess its sort of drawing sides.
    are you projared or pro the other guy?
    maybe they should have a commercial where some random guy comes in the restaurant and jared and the other guy are just sitting there eating, and the new guy just beats the **** out of both of them, and then orders a sandwhich. and he doesnt say anything annoying to anyone, he never says a damn thing, he just eats his sandwhich and leaves after beating everyone up. and then at the end itll go "Subway, Eat Fresh!" and show jared and the otherguy lying on the floor.
    now that would be a good ending to these commercials.
    :(
     
  5. Smokey

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    You can leave feedback at www.subway.com

    I'm gonna send one tomorrow from school :D
     
  6. RunninRaven

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    The Dell kid and the new Subway guy are annoying...but no one bothers me more than that one **** who does the Verizon commercials. "Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good." Someday, I will find that phone of his, and place a bomb in it that will be detonated by the speaking of the phrase "Can you hear me" by anyone. That's right, you b*stard. The next time you do a commercial, this is the last thing you will say....

    "Can you hear me n" BOOOOOOM Mother****er!!!! No more phone for you!
     
  7. ZRB

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    I tell you no lies! No lies a'tal!
     
  8. Batman Jones

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    No, you're right, Ref. Much healthier to hate dying puppets.
     
  9. MadMax

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    jackhole ranks right up there with ass clown among my very favorites.

    i'm with you...this guy kills me.

    however, subway hasn't quite reached Sonic in producing annoying ass commericals that are shown over and over and over again.
     
  10. AstroRocket

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    Apparently, you guys have issues.


    I have some as well:

    Dell Kid, Jared, Subway jackass, Verizon dumbass.

    Personally, I think the Afflac duck shoud just wipe all these sorry bastards off the face of the earth. He has the pent up aggression to pull it off. I mean, I'd be majorly pissed if no one ever listened to me. Its just sad man. That sh*t doesn't make any ******* sense. Who the hell do those dumbasses they are? They're too ****ing good to talk to a duck or something?! ****ING ASSHOLES! HE'S JUST TRYING TO TELL YOUR STUPID ASSES ABOUT INSURANCE! LISTEN TO HIM, b****ES!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

    And don't get me started on those Lucky Charms kids. Leave the damn leprechaun alone and pick up a book you r****ded bastards!!! You wouldn't see me giving those little punks cereal. Heeelllllll no! I'd be beating the sh*t out of them. Yeah, lets see how you like horseshoes and rainbows when I'm ramming them up your @ss! :mad: :mad: :mad:


    Thanks for letting me get it all out. I need to go lie down.
     
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  11. Invisible Fan

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    That Subway commercial pissed me off too. Did you notice his sandwich gang riding in the car with him giggling like the fruits they are with plenty of time to waste? Geez you ****ing moron, goto a lesbian convention and pick up some chicks with your cool buddies while you're at it.

    I hear Aspirin is good for preventing stokes and aneurisms due to explosive rage...
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    That guys on EVERYBODY'S radar...:D
     
  13. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Whoever decided to do that stupid "Skin So Soft" radio commercial for Avon is the biggest jackmonkey in history...


    There ain't no bugs on me...
    There ain't no bugs on me...
    There might be bugs on some of you mugs
    But there ain't no bugs on me.

    There aint' no ticks on me...
    There ain't no ticks on me...
    There might be ticks on some of you chicks
    But there ain't no ticks on me.


    Uuugggggghhhhhhh...my ears bleed every time I hear this commercial.

    Uuuggggghhhhh!
     
  14. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Forgot radio commericals. There's this really bad one on right now with a bunch of annoying people spouting off horrible "Bud Haikus". To make matters worse, some of them call it their "5-7-5". Ugh. :mad:
     
  15. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    If ya really want to do that, there's a Subway with a drive-thru at Garth Rd and Rollinbrook in Baytown. Go for it...!

    huh huh huh...he said "Massive Tool"...uh huh huh huh...:D
     
  16. Refman

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    What the hell is your problem? Maybe you need to go and get that chip off your shoulder, pal. Glad to see that an HIV puppet is so important to you that you seek out to attack me in another thread, jacka$$.
     
  17. A-Train

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    I'M the biggest jackass in the world...
     
  18. hoopgod13

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    this has to be the funniest thread ever. I'm actually shedding tears...
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Sure was and if you smell what Manny is cooking, you know that I'm eating a good lunch right now!:D

    Batman:

    I take it that jibe was aimed at Refman, but since that other thread bothers me, I'll speak up.

    I have noticed that you are a long-time lurker and just recently started posting. I know you are buddies with heypee, and I think he is one of the best posters on this BBS. You have shown to me in the short time that you have "really started" posting to be a very eloquent and thoughtful guy. I enjoy reading your posts.

    There's no need to get cute about that other thread. I thought you would be beyond something like that.

    Anyway, I don't think the 2 situations are comparable. I mean what kid's parents would choose for them to watch commercials compared to Sesame Street??
     
  20. Batman Jones

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    I appreciate the kind words, Manny.

    Apologies to Refman for the tone. I DO have a chip on my shoulder. Several, really. I think anyone who cares at all about these issues cares a lot. I'll do my best to be respectful in the future.
     

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