Considering the last reply, I'll have to take this with a grain of salt, but considering I've become the obvious midtown-striped-shirt-douche, I'll explain what happened tonight: Money sucked and rent was due. I had one date I had to blow off, but this bi-polar chick with a fantastic body kept texting me. I told her I wasn't able to be out until 11:30 due to the greek festival, but in all actuality it a lot more to do in that I didn't want to comp her drinks all night. Speed forward several idiotic bi-polar messages. I finally get to her and her friend @ Red Door. Her friend is more than happy to get rid of her, and due to the size of the boobs I'm willing to accomodate. I buy one round and head back to my place. When we get there, let's just say there was oral, and I received none. Then she wanted a massage, then she gets irritating so I go to my living room to smoke. She says that hurts her lungs and wants to go home. I tell her to drop trou before I think about anything, and she obliges, and at first, it is a nice ride home. But on the way the girl acts like such a back-seat driver that I'm about to stop on any street I can and tell her to get the hell out. I digress, as only I can. ie. b****ing the next ten minutes about how she could kill me. I drop her off. No hug. Nothing. Just a "Get out" from me. As much as I'm an a**hole, I'll place bets on how soon she'll call again. And, the other question will obviously be, will the "other girl I turned down tonight in the first place" , due to cash flow, want to go out another time? You never know. I've had months where I was literally juggling ten dates with different women, and then I've had months where it is dry as a gulch. Saddest part was I'm fairly sure I ran into an ex last night, and I can't get her out of my mind right now.
Yao would lay the smack down on theis guy. LOL at the visions im now having of Yao vs ...say the Great Khali...no wait ...the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Vince McMahon ...Get 'er done.
fatty b*stard, your new moniker should be 'Rico Suave' "There's not a woman that can handle A man like me That's why I juggle two or three I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit You pop the question that's it Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres Y la situaci?all?no muere No es un delito calmo mi apetito Con un llanto o un grito" <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaXp6ewtMoo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaXp6ewtMoo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Fatty has bi-polar threads. They are either Very damn good, or just plain bad. This one is very damn good. Those chicks just really aren't friendly on my eyes for some reason. They don't do it for me.
