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Big elephant = Yao Ming

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by reptilexcq, Dec 2, 2002.

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  1. gotoloveit2

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    HAHA, I got it. Yao is a like a big elephant, and the rest of the team including our coach are blind men. Each of them could only able to feel "appreciate" different parts of this big elephant, be it the leg, the trunk , or his ass. :D They didnt know what to make out it and therefore couldnt take full advantage of his presence. Now I could go back to ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.
     
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  2. Tonaaayyyy

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    Who did what in the what now?

    And how heavy is this bucket?





    :confused: :confused:
     
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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  4. Relativist

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    I actually like 'Big Elephant' as a nickname for Yao (in Chinese, not English.) It could actually work if promoted by young Chinese fans. ¤j¶H! ¤j¶H! Da Xiang! Da Xiang!

    ...or not. :)
     
  5. MiniMing

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    haha very nice pics b-bob!
     
  6. Vengeance

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    I wonder what the soup commander thinks of this . . .

    Yao Ming an elephant?

    maybe maybe no

    (someone had to say it)
     
  7. HotRocket

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    This post has scarred me for life. I'll probably never be able to bare children from now on:mad:
     
  8. YaoFan

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    According to DALE ROBERTSON, should not his ears (or even nose? - by me) get some Day-Glo paint in a nice shade of hot pink?
     
  9. drapg

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    This thread is freakin' me out man!
     
  10. B-Bob

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    duuuuude. somebody pass the pipe to drapg. he doesn't see the elephant thing yet, and all those baskets. duuuuude.
     
  11. drapg

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    Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
     
  12. akuma

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    The original post for this thread makes a lot more sense now, and will make even more sense later in the season if the Rockets players continue to ignore such an elephant as Yao.
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    hmmm...
    let me get this straight

    Yao=Big Elephant
    buckets=........um....the ball?

    damn, I picked the wrong day to watch a Rockets game..:(
     
  14. silvercatt

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    Damn I was laughing at this big elephant thing but now it's beginning to make alot of sense.
     
  15. austinrocket

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    Jesus Christ, you must be really F@@cked up.
    That was one of the strangest things I have ever heard before.

    Maybe we should all pitch in for some help for this loser.
     
  16. austinrocket

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    Holy **** thats funny, really ****ed up but funny.
     
  17. acrophobia98

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    A great funny post. Right on.

    :D :D :D
     
  18. backwardhead

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    I second. Brilliant. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
     
  19. austinrocket

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    Ya, this is definitely the funniest thing i Have ever seen.
    im still laughing
     
  20. topfive

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    You guys don't get it. What he's obviously saying is that Yao is the elephant and the rest of the team are... um... Stevie and Cuttino would be the... er... Collier, then...

    Ah, screw it. Pass the bong.
     
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