Wow. This really is a great.....but tough question. As for the dump.....that kind where you literally feel 10 lbs lighter (and just might be).....where it feels like your heart suddenly has less work to do, and you have this renewed sense of vitality....like you could happily go mow the lawn and then clean the house......and still feel good. That is one hell of a great feeling, and it seems so rare. And you can't always be certain when you're gonna get one. As for an incredible piss (I call it the Bellagio piss because I once had to go so bad I pissed in my wife's presence in the Bellagio parking lot......and if you knew how prim and proper my wife can be, you'd understand the significance of this event), that can be an equally life altering event. The kind where you have to go so bad that you can start all by yourself in the bathroom, and while you're going, someone else will come in, stand next to you, take a leak, finish up, pull up his pants, button and belt, wash his hands, and leave you alone again.....and you're still whizzing. Man.....those are just awesome. I love it how you have to go for several minutes and then you have to just stop and let your bladder readjust in size just so you can start again. Someone said that was closest to an orgasm, and I can kind of relate. Still......this is a tough one. I'm not gonna vote yet 'cuz I need to think about it some more.
Wow, I thought I knew every euphamism for taking a dump. Mind if I use that one? Oh, and awesome moniker. I LOVE me some Party Pizzas...especially the Mexican variety...
