I like just calling him Yao, that is all he needs. Just like Kobe goes by Kobe. I like dynasty too, so we could have the Franchise and the Dynasty. Yao is the best though because you can call him, Yao-za, Yao-zilla, Yao-ee, Yao-who, etc.
Ming Tea. (Wait... does it have to be a GOOD nickname?) Priceless Ming? The Ancient Chinese Secret? I give up.
Wait... The Meaning maybe too derivative of The Answer, The Reason, The Truth, etc...? maybe not derivative enough?
i like some of the names mentioned so far... -the dragon -chairman yao how about "grasshopper" - the most famous chinese nickname in western culture.
hahahahaha the best out of all of em is YAOZILLA!!!! HAHAHAAHAHA i can imagine the espn guys saying that.... YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!
Monster Ming (if focus is to be intimidating) Little Ming (if focus is on irony) The Tower of Power (ok... a little cheesy)
Godzilla is Japanese. He destroys Tokyo, which is a city in Japan. I don't think we should be displaying our ignorance about Yao's culture in our nickname for him.