Two old men are sitting on an apartment stoop talking about their schlongs. 1: "How long is yours soft?" 2: "How long?" 1: "Yeah, everybody brags about it hard. But how long is yours soft?" 2: * pauses, thinks * 2: "Since 1957!"
Weekend sex is pretty good. I remember I would have sex right before work back when I worked at a big oil and gas company, it was great. Then I'd roll into the office and out close everyone in tickets.