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Best stripclub in houston?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fya, Jan 31, 2005.

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  1. Icehouse

    Icehouse Member

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    No mention of HK (Harlem Knights)?
     
  2. GRENDEL

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    So true, if you were writing a rule book on stripclubs that would be number 1!

    Anyone from Dallas around?

    I love The Clubhouse myself, that place is the best all nude BYOB place I've ever been too, don't know about extras there...
     
  3. dskillz

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    I would think the no CC rule would be common sense. Generally CCs+Liqour is a bad combination, CCs+Liquor+boobs+'extras' is a terrible combination. Hell, Liquor+pay day for me is a bad combo.

    I think we all have a story where we learned that rule the hard way. I was at the Trophy Club, a place that I knew everyone from the bartenders, waitresses to the night manager because we all lived in the same apartment complex. So I go in the champagne room with a girl and we stay back there for a loooong time. Nothing really happened as far as extras. But I had like 3 or 4 dances. She said it was 10 dances. Luckily since I knew him pretty well, the manager sided with me and comped my entire night for the hassle.

    But one of the people on my team didn't have the same luck at Splendor. He got taken for like 650 bucks after he got drunk and charged up his card. He claimed to me the bill should have been like 250 at the most.
     
  4. Dubious

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    The more things change.....

    About 3,200 years ago there was a tale of a guy named Odysseus that wanted to go to a strip club named Sirens.

    He figured out that if he left his wallet in the boat and just took the amount of cash he could budget for the night in with him, He wouldn't wake up at 3 AM with a rub-blistered johnson and huge credit card tab he couldn't afford.
     
  5. RocketMan Tex

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    :D

    My nomination for post of the year....so far!

    BRAVO!!!
     
  6. Hippieloser

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    Plus Pantera owns it.
     
  7. dskillz

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    With all the negatives being spoken about, the strip club can be a fun place to be...















    on someone else's dime.
     
  8. GRENDEL

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    When I first moved up here me and a friend of mine used to hang out there quite a bit.

    Got all kinds of great stories about coked up Cowboys players :: cough:: Emmitt, Irving ::cough:: having a good ole' time there.
     
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    This is some good stuff...
     
  10. NJRocket

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    Rudy's got a boner
     
  11. BigM

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    i haven't been to a SC in quite a while but centerfolds was very entertaining to say the least. i would never ever bring a credit card in there but my friend one time put everything he did on his tab and actually was pissed when he left on how much he spent.(couldn't contol himself!) anyways they never charged his card, so he got real lucky!
     
  12. Tonaaayyyy

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    wrong forum.. this belongs in the rockets threads with Patrick Ewing :p
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Has anyone said "Beat it, sister, you're ugly." to a nasty-looking CHICK at a strip club???? I have.
     
  14. Mulder

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    A simple "no thanks" usually does the trick.
    For me it's always the freaking 9 foot tall amazon women that wanna come crush the boys.
    No thanks, sweetie. I might wanna have kids some day.
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    ^ see my post above

    I forgot to add that it's a good alternative to: "DAMN, I'm out of money... what do I do now...? :eek: "

    I do that only when I am no longer going to have a dance, since these chicks tell each other about us cheapskates... ;)
     
  16. GRENDEL

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    Not quite in that manner but yes
     
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    Grendal, you're brave man, i've seen the pitures of you & your wife at the Rox game, hope she doen't read this board under the other screen name :D
     
  18. cagey veteran

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    Not in so many words....:)
     
  19. GRENDEL

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    I've got no worries I've always been pretty open about what I do, so no biggie.
     

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