I think the Simpsons is the grand daddy, it has all the humor without being offensive. South Park is garbage, they just make obvious jokes that anyone could think of and stretch it out by childish scenes about killing and poo. Futurama is funny, American Dad got better, and Family Guy is good but kinda like Lil Wayne's rapping they just keep going for punchlines without making a great storyline (although i love the episodes with the chicken and when Peter grabs his knee after tripping, the awkward pause in the storyline is hilarious) ATHF is underrated though because their obviously not comedic genius' but they are more original than alot of the other animated cartoons. It hilarious because its unpredictable. The only think you know will happen is that something will explode and they will use those cheap graphics for it.
LOL i can't believe i forgot this one...one of my favorites when Bart donates blood to Mr. Burns and Bart sends in Homer's angry letter Homer: (in a weird voice) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me. Post Office worker: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name? Homer: (Still in the weird voice)...I don't know... When Marge becomes a cop It's not a quote, but hilarious Homer parks across a couple of handicap spaces and gets out of the car. He starts dragging his right foot trying to be handicapped Homer: (Painting with Lisa) If Bart can be "El Barto" then AHHHHHH (writes "El Homo" Homer's encounter with Ray Patterson is LEGEN...wait for it...DARY Ray Patterson: Here's your apology back, Mr Simpson, and I'm sorry we couldn't work this out. Homer Simpson: Don't come off all high and mighty with me, Patterson. You can't scare me with your office and your desk and your lamp. Ray Patterson: I'm not trying to scare you, I'm trying to get my work done. Homer Simpson: Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Put on a big show for the cameras. Ray Patterson: What cameras? Why are you still here? Homer Simpson: I came to fight city hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, rattle a few cages. [Homer rattles a bird cage] Ray Patterson: Hey! Stop that! Homer Simpson: You'll never silence me. I'm the last angry man, Patterson. A crusader for the little guy! [Homer rattles the bird cage again] Ray Patterson: Leave the bird alone! Homer Simpson: Never! Ray Patterson: Look, Simpson, I've been elected by the voters of this city 16 years in a row. So they must think I'm doing a damn good job. Homer Simpson: You wanna know what I think? Ray Patterson: No! Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent! Homer Simpson: Oh! Well, we'll see about that! Patterson: Sorry I'm late, (accusingly to Homer) somebody tampered with my brakes Homer: Well you should have been on time then Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing. Homer: Well you better turn up your hearing aid, Pops! Patterson: Pops? I'm only 2 years older than you. Homer: Do we want old-man Patterson here with his finger on the button? Patterson: WHAT BUTTON!? What the hell are you talking about?! Homer: (mocking) Wha..wha..what button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth? Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer Homer: Can't someone else do it?! Moe/Homer: hahahahahahahahaa (Homer exits, you hear a gun) Moe: Seriously, gimmie the money!
Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother? Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Homer: Uh, revenge? and even better, then she checks off revenge. Homer: For your information, I'm his father. Tom: You mean the drunken gambler? Homer: Yes and who might you be? mmm, apple pie. mmm, caramel. and then maybe the funniest thing ever on tv, "mmmm, pistol whip."
I don't remembering any specific quotes from the Simpsons. But with South Park anything that Mr. Mackey, Timmy, or Towlie say is hilarious everytime. Mr. Mackey, "Drugs are bad, mmmkay!" Timmy, "Timmy!" Towlie, "Oh man! I'm so high right now. I have no idea what's going on."
Oh forgot- Homer Goes to College: Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T! Lisa's Rival: Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. The Simpson's Movie: Marge: Somebody throw the ******* bomb!!!
When Homer tries to buy stock in that virtual animation Homer: I like to withdraw my lifesavings please Banker: Sir this is a joint account, you need your wife's signature Homer: Ok, she's behind that bush (Homer goes next to the plant) Homer: Hello Marge Homer [as Marge]: Hi Homie Homer: Sign this please Homer: [as Marge]: You're the boss! Homer [as child]: Daddy, please ask the man for some candy. Homer: No no, no candy for you. Homer [as child]: Well at least get some candy for yourself. Homer: (Comes back to Banker) Heh, kids Banker: *Sigh*... here's your candy Homer (runs): So long sucker! Banker: Ah sir! You're life savings? Homer: Ah yeah. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent. Lady on phone: "For automated stock prices, please state the company name." Homer: "Animotion." Lady: "Animotion, up one and one half." Homer: "Yahoo!" Lady: "Yahoo, up 6 and a quarter." Homer: "Huh? What is this crap?" Lady: "Fox broadcasting, down 8." Kent Brockman: "Turning to the stock market, animotion is up an eigth..." Homer: "Yes!" Kent Brockman: "After plunging 75 points this morning." Homer: "Ouh.. I hope plunging means up, and 75 means 200." Kent Brockman: "The firm declared super-duper bankruptcy. Which is terrible news for the company's only stock-holder..." Kent Brockman: "... Homer Simpson." Homer informs the family about losing all their money... Marge: "You lost all our money?!" Homer: "Point of order. I didn't lose all our money. There was enough left for this cowbell." THe cowbell falls apart... Homer: "Damn you ebay!" Homer: "I have a way to solve our money woes. You rent your womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant." Marge: "Are you crazy?! I'm not gonna be a surrogate mother!" Homer: "Come on Marge! It's uterUS, not uterYOU." Marge: "Forget it!"
Mark Hamill: Hey, thanks, everybody. You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you stand up to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers. Audience: Talk about Star Wars. Homer: Shut up you stupid nerds, he's trying to save you money on long distance calls.
Yao_Mac mentioned the one about Homer "pretending" to be Mr. Burns. So many to choose from "The Simpsons"; it's impossible. I like my sig a lot and that came from a Simpsons episode. Also, pretty much any line in the episodes dealing with Gabbo, Homer as the union president ("Somehow Smithers, I don't think Homer Simpson is as smart as we thought he was." ), Homer in space, and the Cape Fear takeoff ("OH MY GOD, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME...oh it is just for Bart!"). Seasons 4 through 6 were definitely the golden age for the Simpsons although there were moments of brilliance in various episodes in Seasons 2, 3, 7 through to the present.
Bart - "I have a story so scary that will wet your pants." - "..too late!" "Shut up, brain, or I will poke you with a Q-tip!" - Homer "No escupa para abajo..." - stairs to heaven voice "And now... Afternoon Yak..." - narrator
Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet LAN configuration? (Pause) Homer: Can I have some money now?
the best simpsons moments are not even quotes. it's when the imagine things........like milhouse with the camaflouge in the lemon of troy. homer imagining life if he robbed the kwik e mart
that there sounds like some French item you'd buy at a store... a "cama-flouge"... "That's funny 'cuz I don't know him." - Homer "That's funny 'cuz that's not me." - Homer
