Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
"Hi! I'm Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from such films as, "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules", "Leper in the Backfield", and "Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
Homer: Hey Apu, you have any of that beer with the little candies in it? I think its called Skittlebrau?
oooo how could i forget... Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown? Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year? [quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses". [holds up magazine with a large butt on it]
had to bump this thread. watchin season 4 Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: [worried] That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. Homer: [stares] Owner: That's bad.
Insurance Guy : "O.K, now before I give you the check, I have just one more question. That place Moe's you were coming back from, that is a business of some sort..." Homer Brain : "Don't say you were at a bar. BUT what else is open at night." Homer : "I was at a p*rnography store, I was buying p*rnography." Homer Brain : "Hehe, I would a never thought of that." Grandpa: And that's why, today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans".
Best line on the top of my head Louise: "You know what Peter? you are a baby" Peter: "You know what Louise, that makes you a pedophile"
billywithchdoctor.com has one convenient locations . . . in Africa. billywitchdoctor.com deal mostly with chickens . . . Arise, chicken. Arise. Ha ha ha. You say funny thing. Now kiss deep with tongue. Arise, chicken. Arise.
a little drum jam session overlayed with south park clips from the tourettes episode. http://www.rhythmstop.com/sounds/iii with south park.mp3
Does anyone know my sig quote word for word? I busted out laughing and I know it's not 100% exactly right.
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
Mayor Adam West: I should warn you, I have a tiny bulletproof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body, and if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled. You'll be the laughing stock of me! Dude's insane, but hilarious.
Lisa: [Reading Homer's BBQ card] Welcome to Homer's BBBQ, the extra B is for BYOBB Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo. Otto: They call them fingers but they never fing...oh there they go Homer: Stop pummeling me, it really hurts... ah man so many good episodes and quotes from the Simpsons... Pinchy episode, Christmas episode where they get stuck in the school, the Homer's BBQ episode, the earlier Halloween episodes and soooooo much more
My all time favorite is far and away Simpsons, but I couldn't help but think about the Family Guy episode when Peter becomes the sheriff. He is interviewing for the job.... Interviewer: So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Peter: (thoughts in his head....don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife) doing your......sister? Pugs
