pretty much anything that spills out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth is an instant classic !!! <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKtwVGeS2sg&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKtwVGeS2sg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355>
You, sir, are tops in my book. I would be honored to drink a beer with you someday... Dr. Girlfriend: [in line at the yard sale] Sweetie! Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? The Monarch: No way, where? Oh, holy crap, he's with a girl! Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy's totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH-1. The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible! Dr. Girlfriend: ...straight!
Yard Sale... thats like my favorite episode ever. "Guess What! Nobody cares who would win a fantasy fist fight between Lizzie Borden and Anne Frank! I told you we shouldn't have brought the henchmen, we're going to be the only ones there with henchmen."
One of the more random but one of my all time favorite quotes from the simpsons: "Geez how many gazebos do you shemales need?" Futurama was snubbed one of the greatest cartoons ever with 3 of my all-time fictional characters period: Bender Bending Rodriguez Dr. John Zoidberg Captain Zapp Brannigan some great futurama tidbits: Professor Hubert Farnsworth: So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life? Amy Wong: Great. Hermes Conrad: Organized. Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Captain Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
South Park "People who annoy you. 10 seconds.." The response to that question might have been the funniest thing I have ever seen and will ever see on tv.
"Hey, I remember when you were a nerdy little fourth-grader. And now you're an emotionally crippled mini-Hulk. What girl wouldn't want that?" --Bart Simpson
My favorite bit from Family Guy: Brian: Hola! M-Me llamo es Brian. Uh-uh.. let's see.. Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes. Mexican Guy: Hey that was pretty good. But actually when you said "Me llamo es Brian" you don't need the "es" just "Me llamo Brian." Brian: Oh you speak English. Mexican Guy: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: Y-You're kidding, right? Mexican Guy: Que?
I haven't watched Family Guy in a really long time, it seemed to get old... but dear god that was funny.
Oh god, how could I forget that one? True brilliance! I think the thing with Family Guy is that it has occasionally brilliant moments, but it's too formulaic to stay consistently interesting. For me, anyway. I really should do some catching up on it, though... it's been years.
Honestly, it's the short ones that are memorable. "Ha Ha" "Excellent" "Boo-urns" "Screw you guys, I'm going home" "Respect my authoritah" Longer ones, funny when you watch, but doesn't get ingrained in your mind. I think the the longest one I can remember easily off the top of my head was Stewie talking about Brian's novel. "How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off."
All from south park the easter special, i really do not like the other two shows The pope - "I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus isn't verry christian like" Stan- Dont you see the misteps in logic with that. Look i'm just saying that somewhere between jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information.
I am a die-hard Simpsons fan so most any quote from the Simpsons (especially the early ones) are freaking hilarious. I am a fan of Family Guy, but at times, it can get too formulaic as others have stated. The only exception to that is Family Guy's greatest character, ADAM WEST! <table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td height="273" valign="top"><embed src="http://www.tubearoo.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.tubearoo.com/videocodes/81537/data.xml&auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></td></tr></table> I love Adam West!
Homer: "To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders." Homer's brain: "I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and..." Homer: "The Springfield River!" The quotes between Homer and Flanders have all been classics to me. (Homer driving with Ned) Flanders: "Homer, I think we hit something." Homer: "Hah, I hope it's Flanders."
