Best Quote, One-Liner, Favorite Saying from the Clutch BBS

one of my favorite posts was mr gootan's dramatization of Cuttino, Steve, and Yao taking a shower. I can't remember it exactly, but it cracked me up. (I wish the search function worked)

In fact, mr_gootan's responsible for a lot of the best quotes on this board, but he rarely posts.

 

i know!! stop the press!! my wife and son are out of town visiting her family...

 

Some other memorable thread titles:

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Olajuwon"

"Divine Secrets of the Yao-Yao Brotherhood"

And of course the corollary to the kitchen utensil thing,

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

Some kid got to interview Steve Francis, and asked the board for some questions to ask him. He actually asked the tree question, and Steve told him that was a really weird question to ask.

 

Now, if anyone here ever gets a chance to talk to Francis, you must absolutely ask the tree question.

 

Was it the guy who did the Eddie Griffin Billboard?

 

Here are some new ones which I'm considering adding to the arsenal.

GNAW ON THAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ROOKIE

LET THE BIG DOG FEAST ON HIS PREY

TITTY WHIPPED

SHOUTED DOWN

APPEAL DENIED

LET THERE BE NO DOUBT

 

There is no clique - Behad

- Holden

 

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