"Hey, Is that Camptown Races?" [no answer] "Hey. I said, Is that Camptown Races? Steven Stinkin' Foster??" "No. It's a nocturn. You know... Frederick F*ck*ng Chopin??" OK, so it's not a comedy, but that makes it.
Steve Martin to the Rent a Car lady in Plains Trains and Automobiles Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT F***ING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement. Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy what? Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!
That's a ripoff from: "Every time we talk about Boxin' a white man gotta come out wit' his Rocky Marciano... Rocky Marciano... Rocky Marciano... blah blah blah... " "He did whoop Joe Luis's ass..." "Man! F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, and f*ck you. Who' next?"
This is what happens Larry. This is what happens. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!
I love that movie. We watched it today at a Christmas party. For some reason, I knew that is what started this thread when I saw the title. By the way, the way he ends the whole tirade makes it absolutely hilarious!
That one is legendary. The TV censored version is classic too. "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!!"
Another great one from Christmas Vacation: "We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny ****ing Kaye!"
Yeah, I totally forgot about that one. I was reminded when I had a room full of kids watching the movie with me and that scene started. I had to HURRY and hit skip to go to the next scene. The entire movie, no cursing, over the top fun and then that scene, lol.
I don't really think you can count the Adam Baldwin scene from Glengarry, since the entire f**king movie is one f**k after another. Let's hear it for David F**king Mamet! Same thing with Full Metal Jacket. Heck, R. Lee Ermey only had a few lines that didn't include a few f**ks. Personally, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles gets my vote. So out-of-character (in a good way) with the rest of the movie, so unexpected from Steve Martin (and Edie McClurg, for that matter), great delivery, with a hilarious punchline. What more could anyone f**king ask?
Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, ****head, ***hole. Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You are the vulgarian, you ****. Great movie and mean in a good way. And since it's the hoilday season, Randolph Duke: Oh my God! We're ruined! (clutches heart and falls to floor) Pres. of the Exchange: Mortimer your bother is not well, we should get a doctor. Mortimer Duke: F**K HIM!!! a bit of trivia. Don Ameche(Mortimer) would not swear due to his religious beliefs and he finally comprised, saying he would swear only once and wouldn't do a retake if the scene wasn't done right.
This is one of my favorite movie quotes of all time, and the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread.
