Best Poster (The Sequel) Tournament, Preliminary Round #1

you know if I do not make one of these brackets this time, then I will, I will freaking....continue to post here and live my normal life.

 

East:
9 - NYKRule
16 - deepellumrocket
13 - ROCKSS
21 - Dave2000
14 - Roc Paint
11 - Invisible Fan
15 - ESource
23 - Yetti

Midwest:
9 - 3814
16 - Rockets R' Us
20 - Oski2005
12 - Summer Song Giver
14 - Drexlerfan22
11 - boomboom
18 - Azadre
10 - Nolen

Thanks for the bye Manny!

Don't forget to vote for me Next Round, I am the MOST Improved Poster!

 

arghhhhhhhhhhh

I'm really hurt. *try to find a desk to hide my confidenceless self*
Not that I'm not included, but that I'm in the entrant thread but get left out in the officail match

Or, maybe Manny thinks I'm the winner in the earlier rounds by default, so I can sit out for now and watch you guys fight

BTW, it's my opinion that W&S should not be seeded No1. One who never posted in the hangout should not be seeded No1.

*go back hiding under my desk *

 

I am laughing at how I am even on here and cant believe I am against Elvis Costello! Nobody cant beat that legend!

Oh wellz, here are my votes:

East:

9 - NYKRule

16 - deepellumrocket

20 - Free Agent

21 - Dave2000 (uhh, of course!)

14 - Roc Paint

22 - Deuce

15 - ESource

23 - Yetti

Midwest:

9 - 3814

16 - Rockets R' Us

20 - DrewP

21 - TBar

19 - dc rock

11 - boomboom

18 - Azadre

10 - Nolen

 

Wow, I can't believe I was nominated. This is my chance to make up for losing the Student Council election in elementary school and High School. Well, it looks like I'm losing, so I'm gonna have to run some commercials in here i.e. smear ads. Sorry DrewP, "it aint nuttin' poy-sonal', it's just business." First is the smear ad:

[Dark and scary music plays. Suddenly, the guy who does voice overs for all the campaign ads in texas starts talking]

"Why is DrewP wrong for this round of Best Poster? Let's look at the facts: DrewP hates babies"

[women in background repeats] "Hates babies."

"DrewP supports pollution for the hell of it"

[background] "Supports pollution."

"In 1986, DrewP was born."

[background] "Was born"

"DrewP uses his real name for his user name."

[background] "Uses real name."

"DrewP thinks that Clutch sucks."

[background] "Thinks that Clutch sucks."

"When talking about himself, DrewP said he has a "Football jerk attitude where I am an ******* cause I think its funny.""

[background] "Football jerk. *******."

"DrewP summed it up best in his bio where he said, "Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.""

[background] "Addicted to crack, selling," [insert subliminal whisper voice: "p*rn"] "magazine subsriptions." [insert subliminal whisper voice: "to children."]

"Drew P, wrong for the first round of Best Poster, wrong for Rockets fans everywhere."

[Fade out while showing picture of DrewP with a smug look on his face.]

Ok, now my positive ad Where I appeal to everyone:

[Classic all american good guy music plays, and the same guy does the voice over, only he speaks in a positive tone this time.]

"Why is Oski2005 the best choice for Best Poster Preliminary Round #1? Because Oski2005 is a student at A&M and a member of the fighting Texas Aggie class of '05."

[Picture of me shaking hands and saying "howdy" to members of the Corps of Cadets fades in]

"Oski2005 is a 2 percenter."

[Picture of me 10 seconds later giving the guys from the Corps "the finger" as they walk away. Could also use picture of me watching a DVD or playing video games during Midnight Yell.]

"Oski2005 thinks Clutch is a genius."

[Picture of me giving the thumbs up while standing next to a computer monitor with the ClutchCity.net homepage on it.]

"Oski2005 burned all of Jeff's songs to a CD."

[Picture of me holding up a blank CD with "Jeff's Music" written on it at the last second.]

"Oski2005 is the biggest U2 fan in the BBS"

[Picture of my U2 CD collection]

"Oski2005 supports and defends Steve Francis as the teams PG, but believes he would be even better if he got 2 more assists per game."

[picture of me pumping my fist in front of a tv after Stevie had just made a layup.]

"Oski2005 is a true Texan, who is a Latino, who looks like a white guy, who looks like a cross between Bono and 1970's Elvis, who has to explain to people who just met him that he isn't half white, he just acts that way, who's best friend is black, who doesn't own a rockets jersey because the new ones come out next year, who plays video games, and is learning guitar on his own."

[Picture of me doing the "I don't know" confused shoulder shrug pose]

"Oski2005, the smart choice, the right choice, the "he's probably not going to win so he's going to have fun with this" choice."

 

Here's my vote:

East:
9 - NYKRule
16 - deepellumrocket
20 - Free Agent
12 - Elvis Costello
19 - Samurai Jack-(Kind of cruel pitting the brothers against eachother, but since I love the cartoon, I'm going with Samurai Jack
22 - Deuce
18 - thumbs
23 - Yetti

Midwest:
9 - 3814
16 - Rockets R' Us
13- Oski2005
12 - Summer Song Giver
19 - dc rock
11 - boomboom
18 - Azadre
10 - Nolen

 

East:

9 - NYKRule
24 - devestata

16 - deepellumrocket
17 - Special Patrol Group

13 - ROCKSS
20 - Free Agent

12 - Elvis Costello
21 - Dave2000

14 - Roc Paint
19 - Samurai Jack

11 - Invisible Fan
22 - Deuce

15 - ESource
18 - thumbs

10 - Rocket Fan
23 - Yetti

Midwest:

9 - 3814
24 - Stevie Francis

16 - Rockets R' Us
17 - Mr. Scary

13- Oski2005
20 - DrewP

12 - Summer Song Giver
21 - TBar

14 - Drexlerfan22
19 - dc rock

11 - boomboom
22 - NC STATE FAN

15 - dimsie
18 - Azadre

10 - Nolen
23 - SonicsGM (Frylock)

 

The azadre dimsie race is close, but all I can hope for is victory

 

Cool! I got a bye. The only thing is I'm in windandsea's bracket...I don't stand a chance.

East:
9 - NYKRule
16 - deepellumrocket
13 - ROCKSS
12 - Elvis Costello
14 - Roc Paint
11 - Invisible Fan
18 - thumbs
23 - Yetti (solely because of that taxidermist post)

Midwest:
9 - 3814
16 - Rockets R' Us
13- Oski2005
12 - Summer Song Giver
14 - Drexlerfan22 (damn, this one was tough, hard to vote against the local guy, dc rock, buy I've learned a lot from Drex and his extensive knowledge of basketball)
11 - boomboom
15 - dimsie
10 - Nolen

 

Azadre for the bracket win ... eliminate all other.

 

East

9- NYKRule
16- deepellumrocket
13- ROCKSS
21- Dave2000
19- Samurai Jack
22- Deuce
18- thumbs
10- Rocket Fan

Midwest

9- 3814
16- Rockets R' Us
13- Oski2005
12- Summer Song Giver
14- Drexlerfan22
11- boomboom
18- Azadre
10- Nolen

 

Some tough choices, and I hate having to vote one way or the other, but since i must...

East:
24 - devestata
16 - deepellumrocket
13 - ROCKSS
12 - Elvis Costello
19 - Samurai Jack
11 - Invisible Fan
15 - ESource
10 - Rocket Fan


Midwest:
9 - 3814
17 - Mr. Scary
20 - DrewP
12 - Summer Song Giver
19 - dc rock
11 - boomboom
15 - dimsie
10 - Nolen

 

Devastata
depellumrocket
Rocks
Dave2000
Samauri Jack(we have the same birthday)
Deuce
Esource
Yetti

3814
rcoketsrus
Drewp
Tbar
dcrock
boomboom
dimsie
nolen

 

Had to change my vote to Oski2005, anyone who uses an Office Space quote in a smear campaign gets my vote.

(no offense DrewP)

 

[Classic political campaign music that sorta sounds like the song at the end of The Natural starts playing]

"Hi, I'm Oski2005. Vote for me and I'll blow up the batcave"

 

Wow. Thanks.

 

I'm thankful my name was even considered as one of the choices. Pretty cool.

 

East:
9 - NYKRule
24 - devestata *** ('Cause the Knicks suck ass)

16 - deepellumrocket ***
17 - Special Patrol Group

13 - ROCKSS ***
20 - Free Agent

12 - Elvis Costello
21 - Dave2000 ***

14 - Roc Paint
19 - Samurai Jack ***

11 - Invisible Fan
22 - Deuce ***

15 - ESource
18 - thumbs ***

10 - Rocket Fan
23 - Yetti ***

Midwest:
9 - 3814 ***
24 - Stevie Francis

16 - Rockets R' Us
17 - Mr. Scary ***

13- Oski2005 *** (soley on the strength of his aggressive campaign)
20 - DrewP

12 - Summer Song Giver ***
21 - TBar

14 - Drexlerfan22 ***
19 - dc rock

11 - boomboom ***
22 - NC STATE FAN

15 - dimsie ***
18 - Azadre

10 - Nolen
23 - SonicsGM (Frylock) ***