Best place to avoid splashback??

6'4 with a pea-sized brain, maybe. It doesn't matter how tall you are if you actively 'mist'yourself when you piss. Maybe don't piss on the walls.

 

Don't go to an establishment restroom. Take a piss on the grass. The grass absorbs the piss. Be careful when you piss in public though, because the cops can get you for public indecency.

 

Put your hand on your spout and let the piss gracefully roll off into the drain.

10.0/10.0

 

moises alou much?