I honestly expected cleverer, ahem, clevererer comments. Like: Scrotum sucker Douche Queen (moeT) Mistaken Sperm Experiment Frito Pie Fatty "dial up b****" (as in you're too slow) Y'all aren't being too original. This thread was about coming up with "new" non-profane derogatory names. C'MON!
stinkbag I call my roomate that all the time and he gets so mad. Mainly because he does not shower and he does not know he stinks.