BEST MASCOT EVER UPDATE: Turbo Returns For Regular Season Finale Against Seattle

Yea, me too. Turbo dunking, Natalie singing. Looks like the only entertainment that will be on display Wed. since everything is locked up.

 

Dude, anal a-holes are like 50x worse than the oral a-holes. Screw that guy!

 

Wow, he really picked a dramatic, critical, must-win game for his return.

 

Okay, more seriously, a question for NewTim:

Why hasn't the Turbo legacy lived on? You could train a successor to wear the Turbo uniform, to imitate the gestures, and to perform at least some of the high-octane dunks. There are other gymnists out there. It seems like a no-brainer. The crowd loves him. He's entertaining. And he's a nice reminder of the glory days.

What's the downside?

 

I'm a TOF.

 

tool.

 

The man, Turbo, is the Aces!

 

Skinny as a rail?

Are you sure you met Clutch? Clutch and skinny are two words I wouldn't put in the same sentence - except to but the word ISN'T between them.

He's rather, um, portly

 

If I had to pick one to get rid of (assuming we had both) I'd say goodbye to Turbo. I guess having only Clutch these last few years has made me forget about Turbo. I have a friend...who happens to be a member on here....that won a "noogie from Clutch" last season during one of the games they play at halftime. That's one game I'll never forget.

I think I like Clutch so much because he does more than Turbo. Sure if they each stayed on the floor for 5-10 minutes you'd much rather see Turbo, but since that's not the case Clutch has to take the win in my book.

Pugs

 

Will they update his outfit to match with the new uniforms? I can't wait to watch him dunk again!

 

yep!