I like my job. I get to go to places like this, and see stuff like this, and this. Fire never gets old.
Clint Eastwood who tweaks J Lo's nipples and perks up her butt on the weekends. Reliability engineer is close though.
I could see you with a genie and saying this, but the genie would give you the Utah Jazz team. Hey, you own a major league sports team. Reminds me of that Simpson's episode where Homer wanted the Cowboys but got the Broncos instead...man that's an old episode.
Is there something wrong with working hard for your money? I think I missed something? Of course, you gotta do what you love and working your azz off as a nipple tweaker could be that. Alright, I'm seeing the other side of the mountain now. It's all cool.