There was a guy going door to door selling carpet cleaners yesterday in my neighborhood. He used pity, though, and although I pitied him, it didn't work. Do door-to-door guys always have to wear white and black?
Credit to him for stringing so many references together effortlessly, but at the same time I felt like a lot of his material could instantly lose him a sale. For example, he said "I'm from my momma, but don't tell my daddy - he's a f*****."
It's almost damn near a minstrel show. he's blowing racial jokes out every 2 seconds. Funny but a bit sad.
That was good. Thanks for the laugh. Would love to see this guy do something showing off more material.
Interesting. I wonder who taught this guy and the ones you mentioned all those lines. Maybe there's a manual or something that's updated ever so often. But I have to give it to this guy for spouting a reply for every question these people had (save for the "how much?").
Two nights ago a guy like this came to my house but he was selling magazine subscriptions and it was to "help disadvantaged kids". He did a lot of the same racial stuff, telling me what my neighbors did ("you know Judge Adams around the corner? He told me he bought 5 subscriptions because he liked my tenacity and felt I needed a second chance" kind of stuff )and asking me what I did for a living and all that. I not only don't give random people checks for nothing but I hated the fake neighbor stories and the racist-rooted "I'm black in a what neighborhood" humor was sad and annoying. I wanted to tell him to kill the minstrel show, but didn't want to be mean.
well worth the $36? dollars he's charging... they probably made back the $36 from the 100k youtube views
