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Best Damn Sports Show Idiots

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Monkey7392, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. DavidS

    DavidS Member

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    John Salley just got slammed on Best Damn Sports...

    Tom Arnold just read "The top ten things you would never say to John
    Salley"


    Reasons that John Salley should not come back to the NBA....

    The #1 reason: Yao Ming's b****!

    It was just on and it was sooooo funny!!!

    Some of other things you would never say to John Salley on
    coming back to the NBA (I don't remember the order)...

    * Only if the Laker girls need another cheerleader

    * The NBA doesn't need another towel-waving bench warmer

    * You'd finally get those laughs you been missing since your
    comedy show flop

    I can't remember the rest...Tom was reading them too fast (or maybe
    I'm just getting too old!)
     
    #61 DavidS, Aug 25, 2002
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2002
  2. RC Cola

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    That does seem pretty funny. I wish I could have seen it.



    But wasn't TA dissing Yao when Shaq was on? Or was that just the other guys? I don't remember. :confused:
     
  3. The Real Shady

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    NICE! Salley was talking way too much smack.

    I think Tom may be slamming down a few lines before each show because he looks a little too hyper.
     

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