a bear and a rabbit are taking a **** in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and say's, "Excuse me,do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur? The rabbits say's, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit, not being aware of Chuck Norris right behind him also taking a **** in the woods, Chuck Norris ask the bear, the same question. "Excuse me, do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur?" The bear say's, "No." so Chuck Norris wiped his ass with the bear. Spoiler This joke was conceived from this classical performance. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HY7KqOJ9V8c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
How come there are a lot of jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Bruce Lee? Spoiler Bruce Lee is no joke.
