An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et's obyus to me dat the fastest thang known is Diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr ." said Eleuterio . " YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I wasn't Peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR (comfort room/rest room), but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay 'tang ina (curse), I already had a big tae (****) in my pants." Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart
man, this is like one of those poem threads that we can continue adding to forever....will little laugh value, but still man, this is like one of those poem threads that we can continue adding to forever....will little laugh value, but still Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducks. and the fourth one looks in disgust at her bloody Mary.
What do lima beans and pubic hair have in common? You just push them to the side and keep on eatin'...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his ass. The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, you know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your ass?" To which the pirate replies, "Arrrr, I know--it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pony goes to the doctor's office and the doctor asks him what's wrong. The pony responds, "I'm a little hoarse".
