Oh, I think there's something really cool about decoration and artifice when it comes to hair. I'm the anti-earth-mama. My hair hasn't looked 'natural' since I was about 17 - my first blonde was incredibly orange, and I've had half blonde and half red... even my reds or brunettes are very vivid. Actually my favourite hair colour ever, I had it for over a year, was this dark red that looked exactly like red hair in colourised movies - as though someone had placed a filter over my head and it was moving around with me. That rocked. TheHorns, married life is wonderful, thanks. Are you listening, Elvis?
Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and play Pearl Harbour? I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
"is that a mirror on your pants...cuz i can see myself in them" "come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about whatever pops up" "your body's name must be Visa, cuz it's everywhere i want to be" "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" "Nice legs. What time do they open?" Now For Ones that I actually Used!!! "I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on? " "My name's Chad, but you can call me "lover"." "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
Was that a husband PSA? I did want you to know the question was made in reference to the guy who was persistent. I am certain he asked you that question. That brings me to this. What is it about guys that they tend to not care about a woman's marital status? I would not consider myself homicidal, but I will tell you this, if I walked in and caught Mrs. Horns getting "hooked" by another man and only had one bullet in my gun I would have to think long and hard about who was taking the bullet. Who in the hell wants to risk life for a woman that is not named Charlize Theron, Halle Berry or Ali Landry?
if a girl i like has a boyfriend o totaly back off, and \try to get over her,if she is married i will avoid any contact until i'm over her. I do not want to brack up a home.
"Can I get some frys wit dat Shake?" "Hi nice to meet you my name is Lebron James" "Have you read any of my posts on the Clutch BBS?" (smack)
I heard a new one this weekend. Tell the girl..."I have a $100 bill tattooed on my penis." She replies however. Tell the girl" Want to go blow a hundred bucks?"
Sensational, ROFLMAO RM95, you tried that before, really test the smarts of the chick, my guess is you would get a few going, what????
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first" It may work on some girls, but you must be a pro at it. Not responsible for any injuries that may occur.
I do not believe this is the first time you have used the expression "booty gravy". I find this mildly disturbing.
#1 You: "You know when they say you are what you eat?" Girl: "yeah, why?" You: "Well baby, I can be you tommorrow morning." *SMACK* #2 You: "I bet you a dollar that I can kiss you without touching you." Girl: "Ok, I'll take that bet" You give her a quick kiss on the lips. You: "Ooops I guess I owe you a dollar." *SMACK* NOTE: Poster not responsible for bodily harm recieved from using above lines.
