How bout this: You see an attractive lady standing at the bar, or wherever. If you can decipher what she is drinking, you go and buy two of them. You take them and walk by her. As you are about to pass her, you stop, abruptly stand next to her, and say, "Oh NO!!! Hold this.....my A.A. counselor is right over there!!! If he/she sees me with two drinks....I am dead!"
How about this one for worst.. Hi There...that blouse looks very becoming on you..but if I was on you I'd be cumming too.
These are all pretty bad. "Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them." "Do you work for UPS, cause I could've sworn you were checking out my package." "Are you a chicken farmer, cause you sure raise my ****..."
"How's your tongue?" I actually used that once on the most beautiful girl I ever dated. She was finishing up her tongue sandwich that I made for her in the deli I was working at. I worked; she laughed. Oh, the good ole days of being Deli Boy. oops, this is making me horny.
Second worst pickup line: "Your lips would make a lollipop too happy." WORST pickup line: "Do what I say and nobody gets hurt." THAT ONE NEVER WORKS WELL!!! Women don't like to hear that even in jest as a silly pickup line. I know this because one of my suitemeates in college tried it. I have never seen a guy get slapped that hard in my life. I ended up spitting beer all over the table at Fitzwillie's.
What's wrong with that one? Anyway, since it's implied in the thread title, what are some good ways to initiate conversation?!?!?!
Worst one ever used on me, at Numbers, seeing Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, by a very crusty man: 'Would you mind if I tried to look up your skirt?' I mean, when would that *ever* work? Nuts... Oh, oh, and I forgot the guy on my bus to U of H who asked me what I was doing after my exam and when I politely turned him down because I was engaged, he said 'well, would you like to have a sexual relationship? You're exactly the kind of look that appeals to me. We wouldn't have to tell your fiance...' Dude was persistent. And quite young. I was amazed by the cojones... Of course, that was when I was blonde. It hasn't happened since I went back to brunette.
Dimsie, I hope you don' take this the wrong way, but personally, I find brunettes MUCH more attractive than blondes.
....ooops, please ignore my blonde comment then. I do not want to offend anyone. lol How is the married life? Did you keep his number just in case?
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? Look! They spelled MACYS wrong. only kidding! pls, no hate mail!!
Why did the blond have a square chest? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. No, really this all brings up a point about blondes. Most of them are not naturally that way. I don't know why so many people find artificial coloring attractive. -Isabel (brunette and staying that way. of course, when you have really long hair like I do, you don't want to screw it up)
Natural blondes are supposed to become extinct within the next few hundred years or so anyway. Sorry, I'm too lazy to find a link.
Horribly true story... this pick-up line once worked for me... "Have you read Nathanael West's first novel?" Okay, I saw her in a book store, but I wish I was kidding.
