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Bear destroys womans Kayak

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr. 13 in 33, Nov 7, 2015.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    they dont make it into the dooor of a two person tent. the encounters i've heard of, your tent is like a sack of food that they try to rip open. you should be aboe to get off several shots. and yeah it very unlikely to be a grizzlie this far south
     
  2. Mack

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    So you'd shoot a black bear but not a white bear? :mad:

    Calm down everyone, I'm joking :p

    The woman in the video sounds like a character from the Big Bang Theory
     
  3. Bobbythegreat

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    LOL I hope to never see a "white bear" in the wild because

    1. They are frighteningly huge....they can be up to 11 feet tall and well over 2000 lbs......and they can outrun basically every human on the planet not named Usain Bolt
    2. I'd have to be somewhere really cold.

    I'm with Stephen Colbert on this one
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    All of this has something to do with Baylor winning the National Championship, right?

    Doesn't this look mean? C'mon!

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  5. Jontro

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    I don't understand why bear is doing that. She has the voice of an angel. Seems like Jontro's dream girl.
     
  6. baller4life315

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    I was rooting for the bear...
     
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    i don't believe in ending ones own life. but if i had to listen to that video say a good 30-40 times in a row i would end it right there.
     
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    Yup, I would kill a bear to save my kayak. Honestly it probably wouldn't come to that, often times they leave. Having said that, they are not endangered, and they are screwing with my stuff.
     
  10. heypartner

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    What would Morgan do?
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Get eaten, just like Tim Treadwell.
     
  12. heypartner

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    And his girlfriend, too, right? Morgan is dangerous.
     
  13. Commodore

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    that woman is more badass than any of us
     
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    What is the best gun to shoot myself in the head? Because I'd rather do that than subject myself to that woman's voice for another 2 1/2 minutes.
     
  15. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    There is no "destroys" in that clip. I was waiting (with the sound off) to see him rip the kayak into pieces. So disappointing.
     
  16. No Worries

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    Is anyone else disappointed in the English skills of that bear? Another example of a failure in our educational system.
     
  17. krnxsnoopy

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    That bear is Alpha as ****.

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  18. Nero

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    Just sayin'..

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  19. BiGGieStuFF

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    She definitely looks like I imagined from that yelling

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    Hugh Glass laughs at this thread.
     

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