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BBS Aptitude test

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Sep 25, 2000.

  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    Bob is a on a roll.

    {b]Question 5: Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?[/b]

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    because he is still living

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  3. CriscoKidd

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    cuz canadiens don't like American rot.

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  4. Behad

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    Crisco, your letting Bob run away with this...

    Question 6: In Baseball, how many outs in an inning?

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  5. BobFinn*

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  6. CriscoKidd

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    Bobo is too fast! i didnt know this was a speed competition. [​IMG]

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    trying to answer too fast and Booboo still beats me!
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  7. Behad

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    Bob, have you scared everyone off?

    Question 7: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

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  8. BobFinn*

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    If his wife is a widow then he is dead, so he couldn't marry anyone

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  9. CriscoKidd

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    lasjfd;kjadsf


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  10. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    nope--'cuz he's deader than sheeeit

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  11. BobFinn*

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    LOL Crisco

    Roflmfao

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  12. CriscoKidd

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    no fair!! I think bob comp is faster [​IMG]

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  13. Behad

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    Um Bob, were you one of those kids that never shared his toys?

    Cmon, crisco, get him on this one:

    Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

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    They did not play against each other

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  15. Pole

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    They ain't playin each other

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    they were not playing each other

    last last oh the shame!
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  17. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    bob has DSL, and I can't connect better than 24.6 tonight.

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  18. Behad

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    Ok, ok, smartie, I'm gonna get you on this one:

    Question 9: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

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    I am not DSL, merely 56k

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