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Baylorbear09 gets pwned in the D&D (photoshop gurus needed)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise2001, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

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    "Self pwnage" lines from Baylorbear09 to use for photoshop material:

    "And I'm looking in the mirror right now and I look pretty damn good thank you very much." (I tried this one but I suck at photoshop)

    "Wow, I'll give you credit that you finally figured out I wear panties"

    "It's funny to see people desperately hang on for dear life when they see that their ship is sinking fast."

    "I'm black but I don't connect with him. I guess because I'm not poor right?"

    "And thanks for the parental advice but no thanks just the same. My children are in their teens now and they couldn't agree with me more."
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    That's just so wrong. OMG cannot quit laughing though. Stop.
     
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    A+!!! Would read again!!!
     
  5. Harrisment

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    Wowie wow wow. Thank you for posting this. I had no idea the level of ownage that had taken place. I would be shocked if that guy ever get on the interwebs again, much less posted again here.
     
  6. justtxyank

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    He'll be back. He'll be under a different username and will craft a gimmick that would lead you to believe he is not white, or at the very least, not a white Baylor graduate with a truck and a fiance. Maybe he'll pose as a homosexual man from India?
     
  7. Harrisment

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    Is that what NewYorker did? I keep seeing references to him getting outed but don't know the story.
     
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    maybe she's the one on the left???
     
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    Haha repped.
     
  10. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    come on fellas, haven't you seen "The Jerk"?

    now he's the jerk on CF too.
     
  11. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    whoever posted the photo shop of his face on steve martin from that movie in the original thread had me cracking up. :D
     
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    This is classic enough to be shared on other bbs forums. Make it a worldwide thing.
     
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    LOL that may not be on a black woman but...

    Putting Baylorbear09's face on Al Franken is awesome in itself
     
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    LMAO! Can someone repost the Steve Martin one? Can't find it in the original (monster) thread.
     
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    If you buy one of his amazon books you will know his name and address.

    Sucks to be that dude.
     

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