But doesn't every guy have one?... ...that is, until you actually see it for yourself. (by the way, like the new King Cheetah signs above)
Weiner just seems to be associated with small things ~ 'wiener dog' 'weenie' - but i'm just kidding anyways. Maybe something like, "my massive unit..." would have been more appropriate.
Hmmm, just yesterday there was some dude talking to his girlfriend on his cellphone while he was taking a dump. Classy. I don't think she knew where he was so I took it upon myself to do the only thing I could do....flush all 5 toilets one after the other.
