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Baseball 2103

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Another Brother, Sep 18, 2003.

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  1. Sonny

    Sonny Member

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    Pole - that was awesome. :p

    I thought we already had suspended animation... TV. I know I used to be glued in front of it for hours.
     
    #21 Sonny, Sep 18, 2003
  2. MoBalls

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    All teams will have black owners and the whole team will be hispanic.....and of course two little white bat boys :D
     
    #22 MoBalls, Sep 18, 2003
  3. underoverup

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    Because of the thick layer of smog that will block out the sun by 2103 humans will have no use for melanin thus all the players will be a pasty off white color. Unfortunately eye color will become the new race card and there will be a special league for individuals with Hazel colored eyes.
     
    #23 underoverup, Sep 18, 2003
  4. rocketfan83

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    Major league Baseball is still deciding what to do with the Expos
     
    #24 rocketfan83, Sep 18, 2003
  5. A-Train

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    Sorry, Ted Williams jokes are the only ones allowed to be repeated. :p

    The Arizona Diamondbacks add a 15th alternate jersey, this one featuring fushia, periwinkle, neon orange, columbia blue, metallic silver, and dark purple...
     
    #25 A-Train, Sep 18, 2003
  6. rocketfan83

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    awh thats what I get for skimming threads
     
    #26 rocketfan83, Sep 18, 2003
  7. moestavern19

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    Sammy Sosa IV stars in "Corky Romano 2: Revenge of the Velvet Mafia"

    George Brett is the only one still alive to laugh at the irony.
     
    #27 moestavern19, Sep 18, 2003
  8. mr_gootan

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    Reality Baseball: the losing team will have to vote off one of their players
     
    #28 mr_gootan, Sep 18, 2003
  9. Agent27

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    Baseball in 2103? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
     
    #29 Agent27, Sep 18, 2003
  10. Cohen

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    The Parisian Pussycats celebrate the first penant ever for the 51st State.
     
    #30 Cohen, Sep 18, 2003
  11. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    The robot team wins its 23rd consecutive championship and 86th of the last 87.
     
    #31 StupidMoniker, Sep 18, 2003
  12. Behad

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    Minnie Minoso pinch hits for the Venus Gases to become the first player to play in 17 different decades. Jesse Orasco walks him.
     
    #32 Behad, Sep 18, 2003
  13. francis 4 prez

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    Craig Biggio V finally snaps and threatens to murder the next pitcher that throws him an outside slider in the dirt with 2 strikes.




    All new managers must first complete a course on the Dotel v Jackson Debate. managers who answer "check the record" are summarily executed.




    bill buckner V finally catches a ground ball b/t his legs w/ 2 outs in the 9th inning of game 7 of the world series. unfortunately, he is the runner on 2nd and would've scored the winning run had he let it go through.




    boston fans still yell nomah every chance they get just b/c it sounds so cool.
     
    #33 francis 4 prez, Sep 18, 2003
  14. DEANBCURTIS

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    Tim Wakefield, still tossing the knuckler, dominates the D'Rays again.

    :)
     
    #34 DEANBCURTIS, Sep 18, 2003
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Crap, my great-great-great- grand kids will probably playing in this "special league" then.:(
     
    #35 Two Sandwiches, Sep 18, 2003
  16. rockets-#1

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    The Cubs have yet to beat the Astros in the central division, as well as the Reds, Pirates, and Brewers.

    Billy Wagner's great grandkid becomes the first player ever to throw 105mph.
     
    #36 rockets-#1, Sep 18, 2003
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    Oh yeah.....Bobby Ruth (relative of the Babe) breaks every record held by Barry Bonds and proclaims "I have all Barry's records now, he ain't s**t."
     
    #37 rockets-#1, Sep 18, 2003
  18. don grahamleone

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    Fans finally have to pay the cubs to watch games from the stands on top of the apartments across the street from the outfield bleachers.
     
    #38 don grahamleone, Sep 19, 2003
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