Pole - that was awesome. I thought we already had suspended animation... TV. I know I used to be glued in front of it for hours.
All teams will have black owners and the whole team will be hispanic.....and of course two little white bat boys
Because of the thick layer of smog that will block out the sun by 2103 humans will have no use for melanin thus all the players will be a pasty off white color. Unfortunately eye color will become the new race card and there will be a special league for individuals with Hazel colored eyes.
Sorry, Ted Williams jokes are the only ones allowed to be repeated. The Arizona Diamondbacks add a 15th alternate jersey, this one featuring fushia, periwinkle, neon orange, columbia blue, metallic silver, and dark purple...
Sammy Sosa IV stars in "Corky Romano 2: Revenge of the Velvet Mafia" George Brett is the only one still alive to laugh at the irony.
Minnie Minoso pinch hits for the Venus Gases to become the first player to play in 17 different decades. Jesse Orasco walks him.
Craig Biggio V finally snaps and threatens to murder the next pitcher that throws him an outside slider in the dirt with 2 strikes. All new managers must first complete a course on the Dotel v Jackson Debate. managers who answer "check the record" are summarily executed. bill buckner V finally catches a ground ball b/t his legs w/ 2 outs in the 9th inning of game 7 of the world series. unfortunately, he is the runner on 2nd and would've scored the winning run had he let it go through. boston fans still yell nomah every chance they get just b/c it sounds so cool.
The Cubs have yet to beat the Astros in the central division, as well as the Reds, Pirates, and Brewers. Billy Wagner's great grandkid becomes the first player ever to throw 105mph.
Oh yeah.....Bobby Ruth (relative of the Babe) breaks every record held by Barry Bonds and proclaims "I have all Barry's records now, he ain't s**t."
Fans finally have to pay the cubs to watch games from the stands on top of the apartments across the street from the outfield bleachers.