I met the dude who was part of the sisters secret service detail, a close friend of a distant relative. I asked him if all the rumors were true. He just smiled at me but said nothing.
If you think she's porky, there's something wrong with you. Unless she's gained weight since all of these pictures have been taken. And as far as what's wrong with Barabara's teeth - she just has too many teeth for her mouth.
Hell I'd take turns hitting both of them. Give me a couple of drinks and I'll hit the mom too. I'm not picky.