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Bald vs Fat

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bandwagoner, Nov 22, 2009.

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Bald or Fat?

  1. Bald

    195 vote(s)
    81.3%
  2. Fat

    45 vote(s)
    18.8%
  1. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    Would you rather be bald or fat? Just to make it fair consider it a lifetime sentance for both. No plugs, wigs. Also no losing the weight or lypo or gas-bypass.

    Consider though that fat people can wear a suit or something at a wedding and look pretty good while blad people can go to a game with a cap and also look good (except for national anthem :grin: )

    And lets say pretty bald and pretty fat. Fat is less than morbidly obese so like 70 pounds overweight with a full head of hair and bald would mean a healthy weight but pretty bald like say George from seinfield.
     
  2. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    My hair is ridiculously important to me.
     
  3. mateo

    mateo Contributing Member

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    Hair loss isnt going to lead to type 2 diabetes.
     
  4. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Contributing Member

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    I shave my head and weigh 315 lbs..so I don't feel like I can participate in this poll.
     
  5. Smokey

    Smokey Contributing Member

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    I don't think it's much of a comparison. Bald people blend in. Fat people stick out.

    When a bald person enters a room, very few people would blink an eye.

    When a fat (noticeably fat) person enters a room, people look.
     
  6. vinsensual

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    George was balding. If I started developing that horseshoe look, I'd rather bic it all. But at least there's a wall you hit on the baldness road. If you're pretty fat, and doing nothing, you're going to get very fat.
     
  7. Honey Bear

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    An acquaintance of mine was saying some women are turned on by bald men or those with receding hairlines because, "it shows an overflow of testosterone". I thought it was ridiculous but he pointed out several examples like Vin Diesel and Jason Statham.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    for the purposes of the poll consider the older george and consider the fatness to be contained. You will not get fatter and turn into "go cart" fat
     
  9. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    Yonkers Contributing Member

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    This is an easy poll. Bald. You can be bald and buff and women will still be all over you.
    Just ask this guy.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Rip Van Rocket

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    I'm balding and 20 pounds overweight. Balding is no big deal, but I really want to lose the weight.
     
  12. WhoMikeJames

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    "Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

    [​IMG]
     
  13. ChrisBosh

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    4 in 7 people have the balding gene, hence the poll results....




    .......some chick told me Matthew Mcconaughey was balding, yet he has amazing hair.....the power of surgery, I guess it doesn't matter if you are fat or bald, if you have the money, it shall be solved.
     
  14. Rocket River

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    Bald is in Style now.
     
  15. Codman

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    WOuld much rather be bald than fat. Easily.
     
  16. AXG

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    You can still lose weight with diet and exercise. You can't really re-grow your hair. Plus if you're fat, you're pretty much eating whatever you want. I'd rather be fat with a nice head of hair.
     
  17. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    I knew some douche would come in here with this post.
     
  18. tmoney1101

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    Bald? :grin:
     
  19. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    I said very clearly in the begining no one can use this out clause.


    It is like wishing for more wishes. Trying to beat the question.
     
  20. Samar

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    Someone who is 70lbs overweight is:

    1. most likely going to have below avg hygiene
    2. is going to have a lot of medical problems and bills: Diabetes, Heart disease, etc.
    3. is not going to live as long
    4. is going to have a tough time pulling chicks
    5. forgot to mention erectile dysfunction, so pulling chicks may not matter anymore


    Bald guys: can still be found relatively attractive and is not an early death sentence.

    There is no upside to the fat dude.
     

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