Whatcha got? My last roommate used to roll cigarettes in the house and leave tobacco all over the place, never washed his dishes, would have random dudes always crashing on the couch for days at a time, and sat on the porch in his boxers only playing guitar. Great guy though.
My first roommate in a college dorm would play Mariah Carey's Butterflies on repeat all weekend long. I allowed it because I hadn't grown a pair yet. I had walked on to the swim team at school and he had been cut from it the year before and he would complain about how much easier it was for me because we swam different events (hey, we both sucked). His sour grapes got so bad that he threw my swimsuits out the window once. That only happened once because I stole a tube of heating muscle rub from the training room and put in in his swim trunks. Stuff turns to fire when it gets wet.
I had a roommate from Morocco, that dude was the laziest piece of chit I've ever met. I wish I've took some pics, but he used to have dirty clothes piled up about 20 inches high throughout his room...I mean there was not one spot that was empty...good thing about it tho was that he almost was never home, slept in his room 3-4 times a week...
I had a kleptomaniacal roommate. We would notice things from around the house and our rooms missing and find out he used them to decorate his own. We would also catch him wearing some of our clothing. He was a funny guy and nice, but we had to kick him out the next month. Also had a guy smoke hookah in the house. Sometimes his drunk friends would come over, accidentally knocking it down causing holes in the carpet.
Worst one was a Czech who pretty much fit every terrible stereotype about Europeans. Did not seem to realize that I do not appreciate being hit on by guys, b****ed incessantly about the lack of culture in the city we were in, ranted incessantly about the evils of consumerism or some liberal cause to a degree that actually pissed off the other liberals in my house, decried everyone else's cooking, was rude to everyone. Everyone in our house was ready to murder him by the end of the semester.
Nice! I'm Emory '11. What do you do now, if I may ask? (Sorry to derail the thread). Back on topic, all the roommates I've had have been wonderful! :grin:
i have a roommate right now that hasnt done the dishes once, nor taken the trash out. he piles the trash to where it overflows the can... smh
