Std clinics should not play Stella Soleil's "Kiss Kiss". ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
Texas correctional facilities should not play "Yellow Rose of Texas" or "Bad Moon Rising" By CCR. After Yankee home games, if the Yanks win they play Frank Sinatra's New York, New York. But if they lose, they play Liza Minnelli’s version. Cold! ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
A dating service shouldn't play Love Stinks by the J Geils Band. A vegetarian grocery store shouldn't play The Meatman by David Lindley A Chev dealer shouldn't play Mercury Blues … true story. My highschool graduating class voted to have Yesterday by the Beatles as our class song. But when the teachers clued in to the lyrics, they wouldn't let us do it. Go figure! ------------------
Injury Rehabilitation Clinic play "I would walk 500 miles" by the Proclaimers Police Department playing "I fought the Law and Law won" Animal Protection Agency playing Nine Inch Nails "F$#k you like an animal" Dentists Office playing Iggy Pop's "Candy" Local Church playing REM's "Losing My Religion" Kavorkians office playing Gloria Gayners "I will Survive" Car Company Complaint line playing U2s "Lemon" ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
An orthopaedic clinic should not play "Bad to the Bone." ------------------ I always thought "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm discovered". Now I think "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out".
Patriots always play Bruce's "Glory Days" when thye win, oh how I long to hear that tune. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
Yeah cause the Patriots have such a storied past ------------------ CC.Net Sim Homepage For stats, standings and team information.
At least we have the greatest lineman in the history of the game, John Hannah. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
I was on hold once I think either with CI Host (the webhosting company) or Dish Network and they were playing Kid Rock's Bawitdaba. Now I'm pissed as it is and quite frankly playing Kid Rock while on hold ain't relaxin' me. ------------------ NBA Draft Lottery is May 20th. Start praying now.
I think if the Fire Dept. puts you on hold, you have bigger problems than what song they're playing. ------------------ My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.
Call 911 and be put on hold? ------------------ "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."- (Aldous Huxley)
More fire dept. songs: "Burnin' down the house" "Come on baby light my fire" "Disco Inferno" "Burn one Down" by Ben Harper ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
We didn't start the fire ------------------ You can't stick a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to get licorice.
Most churches would probably avoid playing "Dear God" by XTC. It would be pretty funny to hear "Satisfaction (I can't get no)" by the Stones when calling the Viagra offices. Even though they should, you probably won't hear "Get Up, Stand Up" by Bob Marley when calling any government official. "Words get in the Way" on George Bush's private line. It might be upsetting to a Californian to hear "I've got the Power" by C and C Music Factory when calling Enron. "Sweet Child o Mine" is something that you wont hear at a Planned Parenthood clinic. Would "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" be inappropriate to hear while on hold for a marriage counselor? "Smack my b**** Up" by Prodigy is definetly something you won't hear at a shelter for battered women. "Rape Me" by Nirvana just might offend those who call to report one. "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith would not be a good song to hear when on hold at a rehabilitaion center for the paralyzed. Say you were busted for shoplifting and was on probation. "Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction is something you might not want to hear. Would be funny, though. These are fun! I should stop now and leave some for the rest of you! ------------------
Churches probably shouldn't play "Devil Insid e" either. DEA shouldn't play Smugglers Blues (or maybe they should) A sperm Bank should play Michael Jacksons Beat It CK ------------------ CC.Net Sim Homepage For stats, standings and team information.
Phone sex services shouldn't play "Somebody to Love" By Queen. ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
Phone Sex services shouldn't be putting you on hold. ------------------ Charles Barkely on the Raptors defeating the Knicks in Round 1 :"I think it was the Lord. The Lord was with the Raptors. You know the Knicks like to talk so much about religion, but I think the Lord was a Raptor fan."
