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Baaaad Movies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Mar 5, 2008.

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  1. pugsly8422

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    I'm sure I'm going to get bashed for this, but after trying to watch Monty Python....it definitely ranks as 1B on my list (after Running Man). I probably made it through 15 minutes of that movie....

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  2. dntrwl

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    It's hard watching Monte python with anyone who's already seen it. People that have already seen it have to recite every friggin line from it, annoys the hell out of me.
     
  3. bladeage

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    wow.. brace yourself.
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Please tell me you're kidding.
     
  5. Nero

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    First, Monty Python is the name of the comedy troupe, not the name of a movie. You would have to name the actual movie.

    However, since every movie they made was pure genius, the only conclusion is that you are cognitively deficient in some way. ;)
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    It was entertaining because it was easy to make fun of it. (OMG!!! THAT SENTENCE HAD 46 LETTERS IN IT. JIM CARREY IS TWO WORDS. 46 DIVIDED BY 2 EQUALS 23!!!!!!!!!!)

    Let me ask you this...if you were to become obsessed by a book to the point where you're scaring your entire family and stalking people as they go to the post office, wouldn't you at least ****ing finish the book? It was like 100 pages long and it took him a week to finish it?
     
  7. xcharged

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    I really wanted to like this movie...but Shoot Em' Up
    was junk.

    A smokin hot lactating prostitute with a heart of gold named Monica Belluci
    couldn’t save this movie.
     
  8. professorjay

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    I saw about 5 minutes of Spice World. Does that count?
     
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    A smokin hot lactating Monica Belluci could save anything.
     
  10. xcharged

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    You're so right....what am i thinking!
     
  11. v3.0

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    Very small rocks!
     
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    Coming from one of Netflix's top customers....

    Worst three movies i've seen in the last five years:

    3. You Got Served
    2. I Know Who Killed Me (Lindsay Lohan...surprise, surprise)
    1. House of the Dead (saw 15 minutes of it then walked out)

    Mr. Woodcock was pretty horrible too.
     
  13. bladeage

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    wow you actually watched that? you couldn't pay me to watch it.
     
  14. xcharged

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    Probably THE worst movie I've ever seen, but I just kept watching to
    see how bad it could get.

    I started to think that someone in houston filmed it and stuck it in the
    RedBox as a joke.

    The number of times you see the boom mic, shadows of the crew, people looking at the camera [not like the office], bad audio, and poor lighting made it funny. (not by design.) I swear i saw the guy that brings the donuts walk into the frame.

    wow..RENT IT TODAY!

    [​IMG]
     
  15. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Watched it as a joke after seeing it got a 0 star by ign. Turned to be even worse than I imagined.
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    The two worst movies I watched in theaters. I walked out of Alexander, first that's ever happened.
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  16. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    To me, Shoot em up delivered exactly what it promised, over the top cliche's and gun fights. Paul Giamatti's character was pretty over the top and hilarious. I liked it.
     
  17. bladeage

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    Ballistic was crap but... Dodgeball? Really? No way thats as bad as Alexander or Ballistic
     
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    Showgirls.
     
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    Never Ending Story
     
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    I never had the nerve to watch Alexander, but Dodgeball?!?!? That may be Vince Vaughn's best ever! Of course, everyone has their own tastes! "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!" I thought that part was kind of lame, but the rest was great!

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