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[awesome]One of the awesomest videos in awesomeness history

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by SamFisher, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. MadMax

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    this is an important warning and it illustrates how being careless on the internet can cost you your life or even your legs. next time, i'll pay closer attention. i suppose i was just so enthralled in the awesomeness that i missed the big picture.
     
  2. BEAT LA

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    Don't ever shave your pits. I just took a shower and they still somewhat stink.
     
  3. Yonkers

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    He was bigger than the coliseum. And then he was able to fit on the ice. So unrealistic. Boo!
     
  4. Franchise2001

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    Sarah Palin just had an orgasm.
     
  5. Blake

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    How can anyone see a comet-tail shooting out of a polar bear's ass and NOT think that it's awesome?
     
  6. Butterfingers

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    whats the name of the first song?
     
  7. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    Just so we're clear, orca whales are from the moon, according to Willzyx. He wants to go home so he can dance in his moon castle with his wife and three children.

    Polar Bears and Orca whales have never gotten along. Now I know why.
     
  8. The_Yoyo

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    haha anchorage got pwned!

    i like
     
  9. Franchise3

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    hahahahahahahaahaha
     
  10. DonnyMost

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    that. was. f*****. AWESOME.
     
  11. BleedsRocketRed

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    For real! I thought the video was bad ass
     
  12. slcrocket

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    Seriously, thank you. One of the most awesome things I've ever seen.
     
  13. plutoblue11

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    I've learned a few things from this video:


    1. A polar bear from outer space could take out the US, Chinese, and Russian national defenses in a matter of seconds.

    2. Did I mention to say a polar bear from outer space force of impact is equivalent of a Dragon Ball Z villain. That basically means, he'd have a power level larger than the total sum of American dollars spent on high heel shoes and pornographic movies combined.

    3. Polar Bears are one of the only creatures on the planet who have a bigger bite to match than their loud roars and irritable mood to match (possibly latent abilities to discharge KI attacks and shock waves), yet slightly obese German women will still climb into an enclosure to give him a hug.


    4. The polar bear named Knut should be commended for the following, one sex appeal...he grabbed more headlines than Robert Pattinson. A better athlete than every NFL and NBA player currently playing. A bigger eater than Kobayashi. Lastly, he should get bonus points for having great taste in women (remember, his classic rejection).


    P.S. Knut probably could get more tail than Robert Pattinson and A-Rod, if he weren't trapped in some s#itty enclosure in Berlin.
     
  14. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    You know it's a space polar bear because the inside of it's mouth is metal.

    I ... I am really speechless after watching that. You just have to wonder if a 7 year old boy had a lot of input.

    Overall, I have to agree with the thread title. This made me laugh a whole lot, and not just because it reminded me of Spectreman.
     
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    I have only been posting for a few days, but lurked for years :p and there is no way, not one possible way, ;) you actually behave like your internet persona in :D the real world. those people just do not exist. :cool: but i must say your posts on the most part do entertain. :eek:
     

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