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average american has sex 138 times a year....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketfan83, Nov 26, 2002.

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  1. rockit

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    I take this up as a mission ... 35 days and 138 times to go at it ... will check back Dec 31.

    4 times a day for a month.

    I wonder if they keep stats like this in the Guiness Book ... like Mr. XYZ had sex 400 times in a month to break the previous record of 398 set by Wilt Chamberlain.
     
  2. AntiSonic

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    :eek:

    Starving children-bah. This is a real tragedy. Somebody needs to get me laid.
     
  3. NJRocket

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    thats pretty damn funny
     
  4. grummett

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    I don't even make "the move" 138 times a year.
     
  5. rimrocker

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    Mrs. rimrocker was pregnant this year... morning sickness and general quesiness for about two months. That puts a damper on things, as does the whole pregnancy time.

    Already having a 5 year old and adding a baby certainly cut into our opportunities.

    When we do get an opportunity, we usually decide to just sleep.

    In short, someone out there is having a bunch of fun making up our share of the average.
     
  6. goophers

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    So, if you have a threesome does that count as two times? :)
     
  7. pasox2

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    Did they use p*rn stars to skew the curve? What's an "average" American? I don't want to think about Homer and Marge going 138 out of ... of what?

    52 weeks
    12 weeks off for red letter days

    40 weeks

    280 days 138 hit = .4928 avg. That's sex almost every other nite.

    Not exactly my experience with Ms. Paso, I must admit. Geez, lately, with the baby crying or our older daughter coming in at night...we need a trip to Norway.
     
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    as a single guy not in any type of relationship, getting some 3 times a week would be a full time job!

    just imagine all the time I'd have to spend at a bar hitting on women every week. :eek:

    i'd be too tired to complete the transaction at evening's end!

    (well, maybe not ;) )
     
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    what happens when you subtract out Wilt chamberlain.
     
  10. MadMax

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    i'm amazed at how willing people are to share details of their sexual frequency with strangers.
     
  11. Isabel

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    I'd be really amazed if all those people were willing to tell the truth about it.
     
  12. rockit

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    Who're you kidding? ;)
     
  13. TheFreak

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    "I'm one hundred thirty-seven?!"
     
  14. Behad

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    Most of these people (myself included) has been saying how little they are getting it. Why would they lie? :D
     
  15. B-Bob

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    I've recalibrated the numbers subtracting Chamberlain, Steve Garvey, and the university of Arizona student body:

    13.7 times/year in the continental US.

    edit: but there is a gradient if you look over the map. Near the canadian border, Americans are inspired to a level near 25 times per year, while in Brownsville, TX, the avg falls to 2.6 times per year. ;)
     
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    138 is way more than I expected per year. Talk about belittling one own struggle to get some. Maybe if all of us got off this damn BBS we would get laid a lot more.
     
  17. drapg

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    the best words i've read since coming to this BBS.

    i want to have that stitched on a pillow and kept next to my computer!
     
  18. Frylock

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    Are they talking actual intercourse, or does it include oral?
     
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    I think Wilt Chamberlain and especially Screamin Jay Hawkins really bring it up about a hundred.
     
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    that's 138 minutes of silence of year hey Heb!!!
     

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