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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Me too!

    Sincerely,

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  2. Isabel

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    A lot of expert procrastinators on here, including myself. We should have a procrastinators' convention and put all our expertise together. Whenever we get around to it.

    You know, I'm supposed to be getting prepped for class, now that I think about it. I have 49 more minutes though. :D
     
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Other than my first post which was a funny, I am an expert, world beater at:

    Tournament Cyberball 2072.
     
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I believe I am an expert when it comes to having vision. I am not good with details. I am a master of very little. But if you give me the details I can usually see the bigger picture very quickly.
     
  5. GladiatoRowdy

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    Sex, spcifically how to make a wide variety of women have orgasms.

    Drug policy.

    9-ball.

    Windows NT products from 3.51 to Server 2003.
     
  6. giddyup

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    If only MacBeth were still around... :D
     
  7. fadeaway

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    I'm more concerned about exactly what that chap in the background is doing...
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Waaaa, waaaaaa... wwaaaaaa....

    Somebody call a wambulance, SJC needs to have his diapers changed. SJC can poke fun at others, but he can't take a simple little booting from a chat. Waaaaa...

    As for me mentioning it 5 time since then, I only mention it when you act like the twit you are... which coincidentally has happened more than 5 times since then, so I have some catching up to do.

    Oh yes, and the obligatory SJC :) to make things all better.
     
  9. coma

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    That was absolutely hilarious!! Very Jay-esque.
     
  10. kgoodman

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    I'm an expert at spending money. I can even spend money I don't have (i.e. credit cards, cash advances, bad checks, and stealing etc...etc..) :cool:
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    he would be sucking from the keg of Shiner IIRC...;)
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Is "beyond a doubt" a video game or a movie? I have never heard of either. I am not an expert of "beyond a doubt". Sorry.
     
  13. Dubious

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    Killing Time
    Defying Gravitas
    Self-bemusement
    Pointless introspection
    Inane minutia

    And the mechanics of the golf swing!
     
  14. bamaslammer

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    -College football (SEC)
    -Atlanta Falcons (no, I didn't cover last night's NFC championship game)
    -The inner workings of Porsche motors, especially the 5.0 V-8 that powered the 928.
    -guns
    -War Between the States trivia and minutae.....
    -all things military
     
  15. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    all things kitchen.
     
  16. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I'm an expert at parenting... just ask my wife. :D
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    I don't need to stoop to a level as low as yours, so I will just let your post speak for itself...
     
  19. pugsly8422

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    I'll have to challenge you on this one...... :)

    I'm an expert at math without the aid of a calculator or paper/pencil.

    Pugs
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    How much is 9999 divided by half?
    No GOOGLing, either. No paper, no pencil, no Grandpa Simpson helping you. :D
     

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