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At What Age Do Women Look Most Attractive?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Tree-Mac, Sep 10, 2010.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I have heard they are very giving, nurturing women. Most of the time they're just grateful to have something warm in their stomachs.


    Oh and dude... Eskimo is not the preferred nomenclature, Inuit-American, please.
     
  2. Deckard

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    Whatever the age the woman you fell in love with happened to be when you met her.
     
  3. mlwoo

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    I know you like a good Simpsons reference so here goes. . .

    You're starting to remind me of the time Krusty's material just was past its prime and he retired. He realized that life wasn't as good as it once was.

    Now you schtick is more sharp and bitter. You're not as happy, but people still pay attention because you've started "calling stuff as it is." Your comedy is more reality-based than sarcastic. Have you started wearing a ponytail? Chain smoking? Wearing black?

    You really need to fin your Canyanero and snap out of this funk.
     
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  4. nickb492

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    Soooo when can we start burning money?
     
  5. MadMax

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    Moes - you're way way way too smart to think that your problems are the fault of roughly half of the entire population of a country with a total population of roughly 300 million people. :grin: And way too smart to suggest that that such a large group is all the same.
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo p***y is mighty cold. MMM good. Tastes good. Feels good.

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    This thread is starting to feel like therapy/enlightenment now...

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  8. Lady_Di

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    I'm hispanic and past 20...think I'm still attractive. :)
     
  9. Deckard

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    :cool:

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  10. liljojo

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    It's a toss-up between the stone age
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    and the iron age
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  11. moestavern19

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    Never. The great tragedy in my so-called "comedy" is that only I know when I'm being serious or when I'm just mocking some other prevalent viewpoint. Then sometimes I'm even not so sure.

    But there is a certain glimmer of truth poking its head out of the cave. I have become happier in my own skin, and feel less of a need to say things I do not believe are true. Sarcasm has become stale, tongue-in-cheek harsh reality is the new wave. Social commentary will always be interesting for people constantly have to be told what to think or else their lives become too uninteresting and they'll latch themselves onto lesser forms of popular entertainment for the sake of having something to discuss with their equally dull co-workers at the water cooler on Monday morning.


    I have said it plenty of times... I am merely here to amuse myself.
     
  12. Dave_78

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    Spot on.

    As a rule, I have always found women in their thirties who take care of themselves to be the best looking (and that includes taking care of their skin). I have felt this way since my teens and it has never changed.

    Having said that, 90% of women do not take care of themselves and are past their prime by 22.
     
  13. mlwoo

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    So you did find the Canyanero?
     
  14. moestavern19

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    Run along little boy, I'm not interested in another one of your stereotypical diatribes in which you play amateur shrink in a poor attempt to mask your own insecurities by trying to poke at the insecurities of the unrelenting personalities on this forum you secretly idolize.


    Right now, it is simply El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro moestavern19.
     
  15. trueroxfan

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    celebrities wear a **** ton of makeup. 18-24 after that you start seeing changes in skin and hair, both start looking dryer
     
  16. DwangBoy

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    No, but you can start burning qurans.
     
  17. Blurr#7

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    Pics so we can judge for ourselves. :p
     
  18. Invisible Fan

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    I am merely here to boost my penis size with the green through serious work.

    I can't have you slack off with your non-caring "tude".
     
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    They've been seen here. She is! :cool:
     
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  20. Lady_Di

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    [​IMG]

    I still look young, right?
     

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