astros still asking about tejada?

While I'd love to replace AE with Tejada, I wouldn't give up Backe much less Roy. Lidge, AE and Lane are the only players I'd part with for him.

 

Abreu - Lidge? Could it happen?

 

What's wrong with asking? Saying 'Yes' would have been fartable or ...

 

Asking is no more wrong than farting into the phone. It's just an excellent way of conveying exactly how feasible a proposal it was.

 

Uh, I hope it is not the equivalent...

 

if we trade off lidge, im still trying to find someone to fill that hole. ya think wheeler can close out games?

 

Well, explosive diarrhea on the phone is messy to clean up. Plus, Tim's fat, so you know how messy that would be.