Astros @ Rangers

They don't test for THC.

At least he's lived up to the power.

 

Cosart the work-horse. Why can't Aiken have elbow ligaments like his???

Edit: Cosart doing his best Jordan Lyles impersonation tonight.

 

Might need 15 runs to win tonight.

 

Might get em

 

I would be satisfied this season if we finished ahead of the Rangers.

 

I would normally say I'd rather finish behind them so we get the top pick, but best way to get best player might not be to pick first

Sad I'm so used to picking first I think about it

Would be nice to win tonight but damn....

 

I knew you'd have your moment before the night was over

 

Alex has left the ballpark

 

I love Kike's approach at the plate. Great defense too. I think he's a keeper. Could see him in a Bill Spiers role for years.

 

3 batters, 3 strike outs. Take him out.

 

Could use a few more of these to make up for last year!!

 

indeed. it will be the beginning of the world returning to normal form. and the beginning of the end of RangersFanForLifeSince2010™ (™ MadMax).

 

Found this kind of neat. 3rd Catcher

I wonder how Santana feels being the headline call up with Hernandez and now has been outshined in every facet?

 

I hope it makes him feel like he needs to work on his hitting.

 

Wow, that was a special kind of stupid on the catchers part.

 

And Altuve returns the favor with his special kind of stupid.

 

Sigh.. I know right

 

peacock is awful jesus