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Asking for Landry's teeth back

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by LAYGO, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. LAYGO

    LAYGO Contributing Member

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    Heh, my fiance texted me to say that Dirk is in the office next door to hers in Baylor Medical Center here in Dallas. One of her colleagues is waiting in the hall to get a picture with him.

    I told her to stand out there & ask for Landry's teeth back or to thump him on the elbow.

    She said, "no, I'll get stepped on!" (She's like 5'2")

    I said "fine, you'll get million$$$!"

    I asked if she had a Clutch Bear doll (as I've given her several!) and "ask him to sign it, then yank it back at the last second saying 'nevermind, I like Clutch WITH HIS TEETH!'" :)
     
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    :grin:
     
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    she could at least flip his medical record for someone that is about to get a barium enema. That would be epic.
     
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    what are you?.....like 12?

    you sound like a little kid. i'll bet your girlfriend would like to date a grown up
     
  8. mrfirefly7

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    Chill man. He is just trying to have some fun.
     
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    12", were you peeking?
     
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    lol pwned :eek:
     
  13. LAYGO

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    Hehe, MandMs just mad cuz the ONE AND ONLY thread he's ever posted (in a some what similar vein as mine) got ridiculed. It was posted in 2006 (view his profile). ONE THREAD. HA.

    Regardless, if I was there, I would've asked for Landry's teefs back.
     
  14. Hippieloser

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    Yeah? I'da asked in German.
     
  15. LAYGO

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    If I was there and I thought about it, I would've asked you the German translation of how to ask for Landry's teeth back.
     
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    WTF? Neither of those two chicks look like your fiance from what I remember, Laygo. You seeing someone else these days? Or is your fiance not in those pics?
     
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    ... And I forgot the third possibility: that I just really don't remember what she looked like, and I'm totally off here.
     
  18. LAYGO

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    Not in those pics, but thanks for ruining it! Both those chicks are immensely beautiful, although you can NOT tell from those pics. The brunette SHOULD be a model she's that beautiful.

    The blonde is wearing some goober 80's glasses too for some odd reason.
     
  19. LAYGO

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    Bottom line is she doesn't like Dirk, she is a Rocket's fan (I made sure). She wouldn't get caught taking a pic w/Dick . . . err Dirk.
     
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    LOL! That is hilarious.
     

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