1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Asians are elves

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dei, Sep 26, 2011.

Tags:
Page 1 of 2
  1. Dei

    Dei Member

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2006
    Messages:
    7,362
    Likes Received:
    335
    This came as an epiphany today.

    Asians are elves

    1. Physical features - Asians and elves are lanky and have slight builds and little facial hair.

    2. Longevity - Elves live for hundreds of years. Asians don't live as long but several Asian countries have the longest lifespans for years now. Not to mention...

    3. Agelessness - Elves and Asians carry their youthful appearances to their old age.

    4. Mental aptitude - Elves are good at magic. Asians are good at math.

    5. Superadvanced cities - Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Seoul are practically Rivendell, Quel'Thalas to the rest of the world.

    Anybody else think so?
     
    #1 Dei, Sep 26, 2011
  2. James Gabriel

    James Gabriel Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2007
    Messages:
    2,007
    Likes Received:
    711
    Sounds plausible, but what about the caucasians and negroids?
     
    #2 James Gabriel, Sep 26, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  3. Pringles

    Pringles Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2006
    Messages:
    4,712
    Likes Received:
    1,480
    Damn. I'm Santa's b****.
     
    #3 Pringles, Sep 26, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  4. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2002
    Messages:
    22,653
    Likes Received:
    14,282
    They also make a lot of toys in Asia.
     
    #4 Two Sandwiches, Sep 26, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  5. Child_Plz

    Child_Plz Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2010
    Messages:
    705
    Likes Received:
    64
    hmmm....

    Blacks- Orcs
    Hispanics- Dwarfs
    Whites- Human??
     
    #5 Child_Plz, Sep 26, 2011
  6. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,661
    Likes Received:
    22,446
    Who get's to play Golem? I say Shaq.
    Ghouls? Emos + goths?

    and Dragons? Well dragons are no more... just like Bruce Lee is no more.
     
    #6 Jontro, Sep 26, 2011
  7. ChievousFTFace

    ChievousFTFace Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    2,794
    Likes Received:
    560
    [​IMG]
     
    #7 ChievousFTFace, Sep 26, 2011
  8. DCkid

    DCkid Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2001
    Messages:
    9,579
    Likes Received:
    2,549
    [​IMG]
     
    #8 DCkid, Sep 26, 2011
  9. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    13,148
    Likes Received:
    978
    Fixed.
     
    #9 Angkor Wat, Sep 26, 2011
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    33,702
    Likes Received:
    31,368
    Elves revere nature. Asian countries....not so much.

    [​IMG]

    Maybe Drow (dark elves)?

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Xerobull, Sep 26, 2011
  11. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2005
    Messages:
    42,753
    Likes Received:
    39,422
    Asians are the offspring of elves and dwarfs. They are the last link to a time when dwarfs were industrial and elves were naturalists. As the two species aged they began to grow infertile. The two natural enemies had no choice but to procreate with each other. Finally the parent generations left for the undying lands, leaving that part of the world populated with asians.
     
    #11 justtxyank, Sep 26, 2011
  12. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Contributing Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2006
    Messages:
    5,102
    Likes Received:
    555
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/APB1WOta164" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    0:44 is when it gets good. I can't help being Asian!
     
    #12 Honey Bear, Sep 26, 2011
  13. MoonDogg

    MoonDogg Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 1999
    Messages:
    5,167
    Likes Received:
    495
    [​IMG]
     
    #13 MoonDogg, Sep 26, 2011
  14. ashiin

    ashiin Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,054
    Likes Received:
    112
    [​IMG]

    We have a turd in the punch bowl... I repeat. A turd in the punch bowl.
     
    #14 ashiin, Sep 26, 2011
  15. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,617
    Likes Received:
    1,448
    This is true. :eek:

    Signed,

    Gimli

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Sep 26, 2011
  16. liljojo

    liljojo Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2010
    Messages:
    3,423
    Likes Received:
    227
    Gollum isn't an orc. He's a hobbit.
     
    #16 liljojo, Sep 26, 2011
  17. professorjay

    professorjay Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2006
    Messages:
    9,676
    Likes Received:
    388
    They're also Vulcan.
     
    #17 professorjay, Sep 26, 2011
  18. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    12,371
    Likes Received:
    8,753
    Cleverly disguised length discussion.
     
    #18 boomboom, Sep 26, 2011
  19. Preston27

    Preston27 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2002
    Messages:
    2,706
    Likes Received:
    42
    I thought it was well known that JVG is Gollum.
     
    #19 Preston27, Sep 26, 2011
  20. Scionxa

    Scionxa Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2010
    Messages:
    4,155
    Likes Received:
    224
    I'm a labrador.
    WOOF
     
    #20 Scionxa, Sep 26, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now