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Ashlee Simpson

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 24, 2009.

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  1. DonkeyMagic

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    ashlee can't hold her liquor.

    signed,

    Ronald McDonald.
     
  2. rrj_gamz

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    ah to be young...
     
  3. DoubleRods

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    Michelle Trachtenberg is SOOOOOOO much hotter than Ashlee Simpson will EVER be.

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  4. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, to be fair, so is Janet Reno.
     
  5. Like A Breath

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    Bwahahahaha. This is even better than "that lap dance was taken out of context."
     
  6. DoubleRods

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    haha, touche
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    well that's true but Michelle Trachtenberg is just plain hot

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  8. Manny Ramirez

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    And Bea Arthur is too and she's dead!

    But seriously, that Trachtenberg girl is smoking! What the hell was wimpy emo dude thinking when he dumped her for Ashlee? She couldn't have been more high-maintenance and drama than Ashlee?

    And their kid's name is Bronx?? LOL
     
  9. Fyreball

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    It makes me cry on the inside that a complete douchenozzle like Pete Wentz can get both Michelle Trachtenberg and Ashlee Simpson to surrender their booties. And the fact that Fes from That 70's Show has banged even hotter girls makes me kinda want to die.
     
  10. Shroopy2

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    Trachtenberg doesnt even qualify much in the Booty or Booby category, just plain hot young ass. Which still rules above all.

    Wait, someone who had extensive cosmetic surgery and is insecure, how'd they figure?
     
  11. thacabbage

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    :confused:

    am i the only here a bit bewildered by the commotion in this thread regarding this Trachtenberg character? i mean, she's cute and all, but not sure how she's induced the circle jerk that has erupted in this thread...
     
  12. mazyar

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    Please please let this thread die. This is too tempting. Not it's too depressing. Here I am wasting my youth, while there are guys out there enjoying young hotnesses :mad:

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  13. Manny Ramirez

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    Quit trying to throw us off the trail here, gayzar. We all know that you wouldn't bang either one if they both approached you stark naked. You would rather be friends with them, blech! :p
     
  14. rimrocker

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    This chick looks like she could be in 8th grade.
     
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    I agree. Her face looks very plain. Not superstar. Not fabulous.
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

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    The pics that Hippieloser and GRENDAL posted, she looks very hot but the one that rimrocker quoted, she looks too, I don't know, emoish Avril Lavigne like. So, yeah she isn't going to be hot in that pic unless you are emo or that dude that used to bang her but is now married to gross Ashlee. But I would still take her, even in her emo look, over Ashlee.
     
  17. DonnyMost

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    no kidding.

    buncha pedderasses on this board.
     
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    If there is a gossip girl that I would hit, it would be leighton meester, not that I watch that show. I'm just sayin'.
     
  19. GRENDEL

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    yep, bunch of pedderasses saying a 23 year old chick looks hot
     
  20. BrooksBall

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    She got a case of "McGrady eye."

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