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Ashlee bombs again. I love it.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. Oski2005

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    Only Ashlee Simpson could make a song about wanting to really f*ck a guy sound so terrible.
     
  2. twhy77

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    Is she really a proponent of anarchy? She'd be the first to go, the mob would rip her limb from limb!
     
  3. mogrod

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    Poor, poor Ashlee.

    Her sister got all the talent and the looks!

    I year or two ago, I was flipping through the channels and came across Ashlee's show on MTV. The episode was about her making her first CD and was working with a producer and song writer to figure what kind of sound she wants to have. She bi***ed about EVERTYTHING and, when she got into the studio, she sounded like an American Idol reject. I couldn't believe that her and her parents used Jessica's fame to get this no-talent clown into show-biz.
     
  4. moligity

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  5. GRENDEL

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    She struck out a long time ago.
     
  6. GRENDEL

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    Ashley makes Avril sound like Nirvana
     
  7. Rockets34Legend

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    I'd still hit it.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    From that site:

    "IF you listen closely you can hear someone scream "YOU SUCK"
    Her forums have been pulled again, they are no longer online.
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    :D
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    I posted my brief review of her performance in the OU/USC thread, but let me tell you, the booing was extremely loud in person. The song was just so bad it was unbelievable.
     
  10. Uprising

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    Man, it was hilarious.

    Our waiter came over and said did yall hear the booes?! "We were all cracking up behind the bar". We watched the game at zonas.

    FUnny stuff. I hope she finally realizes she sucks, and her sister is hotter, has more talent, and definetly got the better of the genes.
     
  11. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    I want to be sure this stays at the top.

    Reading this had made my day, thank you Ashlee. You can't sing, you can't dance, and even after spending all that money you still aren't pretty! Get it through your head....YOU SUCK!!

    I know her dad is her manager or something like that, he's probabaly giving her motivational speaches right now. I think he makes something like 10% of what Ashlee and Jessica make so he surely wants Ashlee to go on. We need to start a petition like we did for Beltran to get her kicked to the gutter where she belongs.

    Pugs
     
  13. GRENDEL

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    I'd sign it
     
  14. Nuggets4

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    Screw that! I think she should perform EVERYWHERE! I laughed so damn hard last night.
     
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Dude...holy crap...she sucks!
    what is that computer program that alot of singers use to make them sound better? she needs that
     
  16. subtomic

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    Pro Tools and AutoTune. But those can only do so much. Some "singers" are even beyond technology's help.
     
  17. francis 4 prez

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    a. so after the SNL debacle they decide to throw her right back out during halftime of the biggest CFB game of the year? i mean i realize no one watches SNL but a lot of people heard about it.


    b. Still, who do the producers of these half-time shows think is watching these games? [/B][/QUOTE]

    exactly. they do this at so many events. how about getting singers even remotely interesting to the people watching. yeah, college football fans are going to be thrilled that ashlee simpson is there. lets even say she had talent and the song was good, most likely the fans aren't into that type of music anyway so at best the response will be muted. now throw in the fact she sucks and that she's already infamous for the SNL thing and this is what you get. terrible.

    c. i don't watch American Idol but i would think clarkson must have legitimate talent. i mean, from what little i see, you repeatedly sing live in front of judges and compete against thousands and thousands of people for one spot. you have to have some pretty good talent to be the final person left. i like some of her songs and she sounds pretty good.

    d. i didn't watch the halftime show and it's probably good, b/c i'd probably just feel bad for her. with a little laughing thrown in. if you're trying to resurrect your career after the SNL thing, doing something live at a huge event in front of hostile fans is not the way to go about it. you disappear for a while, stay away from live things for a while, and then try to salvage things later.

    e. ashlee isn't even hot. what do people see in her?

    f. gwen stefani would've been much better to look at. plus she has good songs.

    h. on the plus side, ou fans had to watch their team get crushed and may have even had to put themselves through the halftime show. awesome.
     
  18. Rockets34Legend

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    Here's the news from Yahoo!:

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050105/ap_en_mu/people_ashlee_simpson_1

    Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl

    1 hour, 27 minutes ago Entertainment - AP Music

    NEW YORK - Ashlee Simpson (news)'s Orange Bowl (news - web sites) halftime performance was a lemon, according to the 72,000-plus Miami crowd. The 20-year-old singer was soured by a discernible chorus of boos from the audience following a performance of her song "La La."

    "You make me wanna scream," she sang before the audience jeered.

    Simpson was the finale in a trio of halftime performances, following original "American Idol" winner Kelly Clarkson (news) and country singer Trace Atkins. The camera cut away from Simpson's face once the booing — or perhaps one of Simpson's "hoe-down" dances — began.

    The negative vocal reaction comes months after Simpson's boo-boo last fall during a live performance on NBC's "Saturday Night Live," which revealed she used background vocal tracks. The mishap was later attributed to acid reflux.

    But the Walt Disney Co. gave the crowd a reason to cheer, dispensing a theme park ticket to every fan in attendance. The giveaway, a promotion that could cost as much as $4.3 million if all the tickets are used, is in honor of the 50th anniversary of its Disneyland park in California.

    The second season of Simpson's unscripted MTV reality show, "The Ashlee Simpson Show," premieres Jan. 26 and will capture the "SNL" appearance and preparation for her first nationwide tour, which begins Feb. 18 at Los Angeles' Universal Amphitheatre.

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    btw...nice gloves :rolleyes:
     
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    You've GOT to be kidding me...

    Good God, she really is a butterhog. I don't see why anyone would think she's even remotely hot.
     

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