Can I come and make fun of you? Should be easy. Not sure if I would be able to free myself to make it, actually, JV...but I will try. I am a little afraid of art, though, so if I run out screaming you will know why.
Yes rimmy, why I'd be honored to be the subject of your criticism of my Yuppie-ness. I'll be sure to throw out some buzzwords like avant-garde, Dada, Damien Hirst, etc. I'll bring an umbrella in advance of your guffawing.
It really is. They think you are cool and cultured, the art impresses them, and the free wine helps smooth the way for some post-opening fun. And who knows? Maybe the impression they get of you is well deserved.
Awesome. Now one of the resident drunks/geniuses on the board will probably bring a culture and pretend they're a girl.
Thanks for reviving the thread (so I don't have to). If anyone pops in and wants to say hello, I will be the stunningly handsome man there. I'll probably be wearing an artsy white collarless shirt and accessorized by 2 little girls. Debating the plume. I'll only be there the first part of the night, because I'll need to put my kids to bed. My real name is Sam, but I'm happy to respond to JuanValdez or whatever else you want to call me. Mrs. Valdez, unfortunately, can't come.
bump. Will be there, if any other clutchfans want to identify me, I'll be the fat white guy with no fashion sense whatsoever accompanied by a woman way out of my league.
Wish I could make it but I've got to go see a play tonight. Good luck to your dad, Juan. I hope he sells it out.
it would have been a great night to point and laugh at you. too bad it's not the same exhibit i'll be going to.
I'm heading out soon, but my daughter is so cranky, it'll probably be a little disaster. Moes will probably slap her a couple times when I can't shut her up.
Is that like hitting on them? Oh, I think "two" -- got it. If I could go, I would bring my date, baylorbear09, because there's nothing like a white guy bringing a hot black woman to an art opening to look incredibly cultured.
Nice meeting you JV, your daughters are beautiful (No Kam) And your father's new collection was magnificent. I wish I had a few grand to throw around.
It was nice meeting you and fb too. I'm glad you could make it, and I hope you had a good time. I was actually going to circle around to you again, but getting the girls home became a sudden priority. If any other posters made it, I'm sorry I missed you.
