The best thing about crapping at work is how much you save on TP!!! How can you NOT take advantage of that?
No, I just figured it was nice alternative to have an effective, quickly evaporating clothes-cleaning agent at the ready. Way to jump to conpoosions.
weslinder, First, I hope today went better for you. Now, 94% of cases like yours have one of two root causes. 1. The standing wipe method. Usually discouraged in childhood, but some individuals miss the crucial memo that sitting wipe is preferable. 2. The rare two-handed method. Strongly discouraged.
I actually do this at work, especially now when allergies are kicking my ass. Had a good 20 minute power nap with the sports page on my lap this afternoon. Good times. I even kept my sleeves clean. Hell, I don't even know if I dropped a deuce...Just sleep.
See... that would put both my legs straight to sleep, and then when I tried to stand up I would fall and get whatever is on the floor all over my clothes, not just my sleeve. This potty thread genre is a cf.net bbs instant hit.
This is the funniest thread I've read in awhile. Good insight about pooping techniques. Haha...good stuff.
How can people not get taking dumps at work? I enjoy it... I am getting paid to sit down, read the paper and drop the kids off at the pool.
I don't mind taking dumps at work too much either. But you have to admit, you don't have to worry about getting stuck in a **** sandwich at home. At work you might get stuck in a stall between Kamala the Ugandan Giant and some guy crapping on his sleeve.
