1) I don't understand poop hang-ups. 2) I go when I have to go. 3) I couldn't go first thing in the morning if I tried....Just gotta be up and moving for awhile, I guess. I'm plenty regular, too. 4) I have no idea how you can get crap on your sleeve.
I suggest buying some gardening gloves, they should keep you pretty clean when you wipe, and it tells others that you mean serious buisness. Man, you must of had crap smeared all over your rear to get it on your mf sleeve. Possibly some baby wipes next time? Hell I dont know. LOL.
Hahahahahahaaha! If soap can't get it out then, you gotta wait until you get home. Meanwhile, just roll the sleeves up.
I hate it when places dont have seat covers, then you have to go very carefully with massive amounts of tp and make sure you cover ever little area.
This reminds me of a place I used to work at. This guy who wieghed about 400 pounds would always take a ruler(teachers length) to the bathroom everyday when he went to take a dump. Everytime he would walk down the hall we knew he was going to take a dump because he had his "**** stick" with him. Question! How do you wipe with a stick and not get it everywhere?
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Crap on your sleeve? Sounds like you're doing it wrong. As for dropping friends at the pool while at work... Look if ya gotta go, ya gotta, but I try to keep that at home, and personally I prefer it if everyone else does too. Nothing worse than smelling stranger stank when you need to use the urinal.
I think the original post and this one above have to be a couple of the best ones I've read in a while!! Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh!!
i parked my car under a tree on saturday in downtown, when i got out 6 hours later, my whole car was covered in bird ****... literally...
seconded Dude, take your shirt off when you go? What the hell? At my place, they clean the toilet at LEAST twice a day. That's probably cleaner than your toilet is. The again, your toilet doesn't get that much traffic to warrant that many cleanings. Ok but like the others, I'm having a hard time invisioning myself getting crap on my cuff. Quit diggin for the small of your back and get to your butt for crap's sake.
