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[Arrgh!] Crap on my sleeve

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by weslinder, Feb 25, 2009.

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  1. worzel gummidge

    worzel gummidge Member

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    It prevents smelly clothes :eek:
     
    #21 worzel gummidge, Feb 25, 2009
  2. Landlord Landry

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    I would suggest not shoving your hand so far up your ass.

    Cheers.
     
    #22 Landlord Landry, Feb 25, 2009
  3. rocketsjudoka

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    I agree this has never happened to me. Are you wearing pirate shirts with lots of ruffles? ;)
     
    #23 rocketsjudoka, Feb 25, 2009
  4. TheFreak

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    Well he describes it as if it's a daily routine. Sorry about your stomach.

    Oh, I'm not questioning the cleanliness of the toilets.
     
    #24 TheFreak, Feb 25, 2009
  5. BigBenito

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    Then what is the issue?
     
    #25 BigBenito, Feb 25, 2009
  6. kaleidosky

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    Then I'll ask the question again.. why does it matter? Are you embarassed to have to use the toilet?
     
    #26 kaleidosky, Feb 25, 2009
  7. Baqui99

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    Some days my only escape from the grind at work is to spend a few minutes on the pot. Hell, I know I-bankers who take naps on the crapper since they don't get much sleep during the week.
     
    #27 Baqui99, Feb 25, 2009
  8. macalu

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    it's a daily routine for a lot of people. hell, for some folks it's hourly. nothing wrong with it.
     
    #28 macalu, Feb 25, 2009
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    [​IMG]
     
    #29 ima_drummer2k, Feb 25, 2009
  10. pmac

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    Was there no toilet paper left?
     
    #30 pmac, Feb 25, 2009
  11. krnxsnoopy

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    I don't see how that can happen. Do you wipe with your wrist or something? :eek:
     
    #31 krnxsnoopy, Feb 25, 2009
  12. WhoMikeJames

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    too many details.
     
    #32 WhoMikeJames, Feb 25, 2009
  13. gifford1967

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    People here have the oddest hang ups about taking a crap.

    Won't go at work?

    Take your shirt off? That has got to be a joke.
     
    #33 gifford1967, Feb 25, 2009
  14. Cannonball

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    That reminds me of the time I went fishing and got carp on my sleeve.

    Ba dum bum! :cool:
     
    #34 Cannonball, Feb 25, 2009
  15. TheFreak

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    I just prefer to do it at home, pre-shower.
     
    #35 TheFreak, Feb 25, 2009
  16. gwatson86

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    Time to start over on the "X number of days without a poop thread" sign. It's been too long.

    And there's nothing wrong with taking a dump at work. It's a nice little break as far as I'm concerned.
     
    #36 gwatson86, Feb 25, 2009
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, I missed the comment about taking off your shirt. We all want to be sanitary, but come on. :eek:

    There is a guy on my floor who brushes his teeth after he takes a crap. I mean....if you feel the need to brush your teeth after dropping a deuce, I worry about what the reason is.
     
    #37 ima_drummer2k, Feb 25, 2009
  18. weslinder

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    I'm pretty regular. I credit the coffee.
     
    #38 weslinder, Feb 25, 2009
  19. Austin70

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    #39 Austin70, Feb 25, 2009
  20. Rocketman95

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    i have no qualms about doing that at work, especially if i get the handicapped stall, but i much prefer it this way too.
     
    #40 Rocketman95, Feb 25, 2009
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